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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 06:44 AM
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DU Parents - A Word Of Advice:
Edited on Sun Jul-24-05 06:47 AM by matcom
it is totally cool that you let little Johnny have a sleepover with 6 or 8 kids. Bet they had a blast.

BUT.......

Your friendly neighbors would like to let you know that (we) think 6:30 am on a Sunday morning is a LITTLE FUCKING EARLY to let them outside to run around screaming at the top of their lungs playing some kind of Superhero game (from what I can hear). :grr:

Thank you,

The Neighborhood :argh:
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Jon8503 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 06:50 AM
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1. For heavens sake, go back to bed.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 06:53 AM
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2. right.
the dog is barking every time one of our "superheros" screams at the top of his/her little lungs (as is every other dog in the neighborhood)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 06:54 AM
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3. try giving the kids lots of late night sweet treats
they'll stay up way late at night and sleep-in the next morning Sugar Smack is still sleeping
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 07:54 AM
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7. I'm up now and making a lot of noise,
and having a rather good fuzzy navel.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 06:54 AM
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4. I think it's time
to start handing out candy and inviting them to sleep over.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 06:57 AM
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5. i was thinking it was time for me to rethink my position
regarding the 2nd amendment
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 07:00 AM
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6. that's a bold statement
I still think the candy/sleepovers suggestion is golden.

Especially if you take to shuffling around the hood wearing an old raincoat with bare legs sticking out.

all you'd have to do would be stick a cardboard cutout of yourself in the window and those kids would be off the street faster than you can say "hey little boy...."
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 07:55 AM
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8. What's really cool...
is when you give the hyper little boys cups of morning expresso before they go outside.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 07:56 AM
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9. might i suggest a sugar-substitute?
:D
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:01 AM
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12. I actually go to great lengths to prevent annoying hyper-tude
Here's me in mom mode:



It ain't pretty. :crazy:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:08 AM
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13. Hey, mom
You're not supposed to wear your shooting medals on the "Charlie" uniform. :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:11 AM
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14. Who said that?
Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:11 AM
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15. Speaking of parenting...
did you know I'm having GOPisEvil's spawn? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3711048
We wanted you to do the first baby portrait. :loveya:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:14 AM
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16. Why, so you can alert on it like the last time?
pfft :eyes:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:17 AM
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17. I'm sorry.
You just got me on a bad day. :(

It's someone elses fault. Really! :D

You know I love your photoshops. Oh, please, please, please (insert girlish charm here). :P
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:00 AM
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10. not that you
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:01 AM
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11. i love you
its official.

i truly love you. :loveya:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:47 AM
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18. Tie a towel around your neck. Instant Captain Underpants.
Now get out there with your skivvies on and show those boys how to be a real superhero!

Bet that'll send them running back inside. :D
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:53 AM
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19. Bet that may land Matt in jail with a pedophilia charge
your can bet the parents would overreact seeing a grown man out there in his thong with a towel draped arounf his neck. :o
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 09:50 AM
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20. It would make a great matcom news story though
I say he goes for it.
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