debate between Bush and Dean (or how to win the sheeple over

Ok I wrote this post for the gd but i found it so incredibly funny I had to post it here..

The question was how to win over Bush so the Sheep can understand.

See this is what would happen in a debate.

Dean: Mr President during your leadership we've lost 3 million jobs, our economy has gone down while the deficit has soared.. I have a solution that would not ONLY get our economy going the basis of it would be to employ people.

Bush: *smirk smirk* hehe, 911.. Al quaida.. I am a religious man. I'm a man of the people. *smirk*

Dean: Mr President as I said not ONLY would the entire basis of this plan be to employ people, these jobs would have a guaranteed health insurance!

Bush: *picking his nose* See.. I'm a religious man.. I'm a man of the people. 911. I want YOU to use YOUR money.. not the goverment to use it. *smirk smirk*

Election day: Bush wins with 49% of the votes



EDIT: ohgod I kill myself

:)

bush' attacking and occupying Iraq has only bred terrorists, not reduced their numbers.