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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:30 PM
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Best words ever strung together into a sentence and spoken aloud?
I'm still thinking about this one. Might come up with one of my own.

I'd have to actually say it, first, though.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:32 PM
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1. "There is no poetry in a dead fish"
My best friend said that to her biology lab partner in high school. He wasn't pulling his weight and was sitting writing an ode to the fish they were supposed to be disecting.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:32 PM
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2. LOL!
That's freakin' deep. :)
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:33 PM
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3. There's the all-time classic ...
cellar door.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:34 PM
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4. try this:
"I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow."
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:34 PM
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5. Yes WC Green, I will go to bed with you.....
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:41 PM
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13. LOL!
"Let's get naked wtmusic". Sweeter than Shakespeare.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:34 PM
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6. I will fight no more, forever.



Chief Joseph
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:35 PM
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7. "Uranus may be a factory for diamonds,"
spoken live on the local news following the discovery of large quantities of carbon on Uranus. :rofl:

Tucker
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:37 PM
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10. "She must have gold in her p*ssy"
One of my college buddy's dad said that over the revelation that his son basically gave/spent his entire scholarship stipend checks on his girlfriend.
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:35 PM
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8. "I don't care if you kiss my ass from here to across the street..."
"...it's on!" - Tupac
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:36 PM
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9. My sig line
has my favorite. If you can't see it, it says:

There is no problem that cannot be improved by effort; and there is no effort that is too paltry to be worth undertaking.

Sam Waterston said it first in an interview several years ago. I have made it a mantra, and use it quite a lot.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:38 PM
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11. One of my dad's goofy poems:
Thirty days hath September
April June and no wonder
All the rest have peanut butter
Except for my grandma, who rides a little red tricycle.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:39 PM
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12. "Don't get saucy, Bearnaise!!"
:hide:

Always makes me giggle!
FSC
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AlamoDemoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:00 PM
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16. LOL...my chain-smoker aunt says that all the time
:rofl:
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:01 PM
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17. You have to do it with the...
haughty Harvey Korman voice or it's not quite the same! :D

FSC
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AlamoDemoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:10 PM
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22. HAHAHAHAHA, now that I'm reminded of her, I'll call her
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:46 PM
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14. One flew east, one flew west...
one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 07:54 PM
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15. If it weren't for my horse....
I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
:evilgrin:
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:02 PM
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18. "I'd kiss ya but I just washed my hair." --Bette Davis
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:02 PM
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19. "The bathroom's free now."
Ah, sweet, sweet two-ply.

I win.
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Wilber_Stool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:05 PM
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20. My hovercraft
is full of eels.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:07 PM
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21. Jesus H. Christ on toast. Or:
Jesus H. Christ on a raft. Or:
Jesus H. Christ on crutches. Or:
Jesus H. Christ on a whole wheat god damned cracker (that last thanks to "Rescue Me").
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:15 PM
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23. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
n/t
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usedtobesick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:38 PM
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24. That's slick as butter on a bald monkey
no idea why but that makes me laugh so hard I cry.
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TBreeze Donating Member (393 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 08:46 PM
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25. "I spilled it all without pouring a drop"
My 9 year old said it when he was trying to pour himself a glass of juice and it ended up just about everywhere but in his glass. :)
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