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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:21 PM
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Write a scandal between you and another DU'er
For example "Tavener and Progmom run off to start a B&B in Kabul."
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:21 PM
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1. Skittles and kick-ass-bob met in an alley.
Edited on Tue Jul-26-05 02:22 PM by kick-ass-bob
Neither were heard from again.
:o
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:22 PM
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2. I am Skinner & JimmyJazz's secret love child
:bounce:

Matcom is my baby brother, but his daddy was GOPisEvil
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:23 PM
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3. how does Kleeb fit in here?
:shrug:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:24 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. DS1 and Matcom.
matcom had an abortion but another sprout came along -- Kleeb
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:30 PM
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9. KAB
:puke: no good...
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:38 PM
Response to Reply #9
15. but he did.
:shrug:

just ask him.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:54 PM
Response to Reply #15
24. Oh, bob.....
:eyes:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:56 PM
Response to Reply #24
25. see what I get for reporting the truth?
:eyes:

*sigh*


:hi:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:57 PM
Response to Reply #25
26. Do you feel like Matt Cooper now?
:shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:25 PM
Response to Reply #3
6. Kleeb is my great-great grandaddy
:bounce:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:31 PM
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10. I am so confused
:cry:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:35 PM
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13. That's ok, you're my great-great-great granmammy
:D
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:37 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. I'm a virgin!
Named Mary!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:46 PM
Response to Reply #14
17. Do you know what that makes Kleeb
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:47 PM
Response to Reply #17
19. You tell him
:scared:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #19
22. The good news is he still have 15 years of living left to do
:shrug:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:53 PM
Response to Reply #22
23. But he's gotta get to work on that beard!
And his public speaking skills need to be honed.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #23
31. As long as he can turn water into wine the rest is just small details
:D
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:23 PM
Response to Reply #31
38. He's soooo invited to my next party!
:beer:
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:41 PM
Response to Reply #17
39. Oh for Kleebus Christ!
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 04:13 PM
Response to Reply #39
41. Hahahahahahahaha
:rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:24 PM
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5. Ohiosmith, Catwoman and Redqueen seen eating a bucket of KFC in a
Edited on Tue Jul-26-05 02:27 PM by ohiosmith
new Hummer.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:25 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. I had a hummer before.
oh - nevermind.

:blush:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:31 PM
Response to Reply #5
11. Smoking a pack of Kools!
:smoke:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:26 PM
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8. I am blackmailing Zuni because I know his real identity
is Jimmy Buffet.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:32 PM
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12. Me and BicentenialBaby Tandem Base Jump Off The Eifel Tower
She's in front, of course
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:19 PM
Response to Reply #12
36. wOOt!
:bounce:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:41 PM
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16. Redqueen does sleazy sex-tourism cruise to Brazil,
violates Commie Pinko Dirtbag's childly innocence.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:46 PM
Response to Reply #16
18. .....
:o
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:48 PM
Response to Reply #18
20. No, you can't join in...
:eyes:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:19 PM
Response to Reply #20
35. Yeah, besides, I have only one childly innocence to be violated. (nt)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 02:49 PM
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21. I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
Hmmm... Who on DU haven't I scandalized? Hmm...
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:07 PM
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27. How 'bout we change the location to Cabo?
:hi:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:09 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. How about a Cabal?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:10 PM
Response to Reply #28
29. who are we overthrowing?
i'm down with that...or up for it. whatever it takes.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:11 PM
Response to Reply #29
30. Always someone new... they're always ripe for overthrowing...
in GD.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:13 PM
Response to Reply #30
32. GD gave me heartburn today
:hi:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:16 PM
Response to Reply #32
33. Gives me heartburn every day... but like a moth to the flame...
Edited on Tue Jul-26-05 03:17 PM by Misunderestimator
I'm about to fall asleep at my desk right now, by the way... :boring:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:19 PM
Response to Reply #33
34. yes, you are like a moth
or a meth head. :P

thankfully, you get worked up about some of the same things i do, so i don't have to worry my pretty little head about writing a response. :)
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 03:23 PM
Response to Reply #34
37. LOL
wonderful
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 04:02 PM
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40. I'm having an affair with Jimmy Jazz
and cheating on her with Sundoggie. Progmom is my real mom (she got knocked up when she was fourteen) but I ran away from home cuz she was mean to me. But I was able to make a living by selling sexual favours to ZombyWoof.


A rich man now, I'm trying to convince Jimmy that I really will divorce Sarabelle and marry her. Although that might not work out if she finds sundoggies undies stashed in the glove compartment in my car.

But don't tell anybody any of this. It's just between you and me.

Khash.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 04:20 PM
Response to Reply #40
42. you;re awfully young, then!
:wow:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 12:38 AM
Response to Reply #42
43. But I inherited your good looks!
Think I'm cute? Look at my progmom! I got it all from her.


Khash.
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