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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:08 PM Original message |
How the Hell, do ya have Phone Sex? |
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regnaD kciN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. Well, first thing is... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. I wanted to know about screwing not unscrewing! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
2. Well really... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
10. Mine ain't very long but it's as big around as a beercan! |
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BritishHuman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-07-03 09:42 AM Response to Reply #2 |
15. You can use my dictaphone if you like |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. duh! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
4. its all how you push the buttons |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:23 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. When I pick up the receiver the lady's voice on the phone says, |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. I guess you start by calling LBJ... |
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THUNDER HANDS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
7. well |
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BritishHuman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-07-03 09:43 AM Response to Reply #7 |
16. I make it a rule not to indulge in anything |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
8. The little holes in the mouthpiece and earpiece are a little tight. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
9. It helps if you have a phone shaped like a . . . uh . . . YOU know . . . |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:28 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Can I get Pregnant if they reverse the charges? |
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Kamika (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
13. easy: VIBRATOR MODE |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-06-03 05:38 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Gives "Ricki don't lose that Number" a WHOLE new meaning.... |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-10-03 08:59 AM Response to Reply #13 |
22. yes please. |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-07-03 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
17. you need a condom with an RJ45 connector on the end |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-10-03 05:24 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Is that how one reaches out and touches someone? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-10-03 05:33 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. BTW, do you think Leesa had phone sex up on the pole at........ |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-10-03 08:51 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. There is something called "acoustic boot" technology... |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-10-03 07:32 AM Response to Original message |
20. what? you never heard of aural sex? |
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