This girl next to me in lab is writing about Iraq

Hawkeye-X

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:26 PM
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This girl next to me in lab is writing about Iraq

and I keep taking a peek. It mentioned Hussein's reign, "Mission Accomplished" crap, etc, probably full of inaccuracies. I wonder what to tell her. Most of her sources is from Lexis-Nexis.

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Vespasian

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:32 PM
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1. Keep writing things about her until she notices you

and then give her a very creepy smile.

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Hawkeye-X

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:33 PM
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2. She's looking for information about Iraq!

Help me gather her the *MOST* relevant information!

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Kamika

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:35 PM
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4. be sure to find the picture of rumsfeldt and saddam

Shaking hands

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Vespasian

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:37 PM
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5. I'm not much of a Googler, but

I found the following, which includes the infamous Rummy picture.

"U.S. DOCUMENTS SHOW EMBRACE OF SADDAM HUSSEIN IN EARLY 1980s
DESPITE CHEMICAL WEAPONS, EXTERNAL AGGRESSION, HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES"

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/press.htm

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Pale_Rider

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:34 PM
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3. Ask her to send a copy to Blair ...

... so he can include it in the next UK governmental report.

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onebigbadwulf

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:38 PM
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6. Well

First thing- is she hot? If she's not hot I wouldn't waste my time... well maybe

Second thing- find a newspaper article where Bush says "Iraq and 9-11 have nothing to do with each other" then say... "can you believe half of America still thinks that they're related??"

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Skittles

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:43 PM
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7. why is she Lexi-nexi'ing when she's got a military guy right there????

SET HER STRAIGHT HAWK.

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Vespasian

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Thu Nov-06-03 05:46 PM
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8. How about this?

"CIA Says Iraq Unlikely to Strike U.S. Unless Provoked

Senior Intelligence Witness: . . . My judgment would be that the probability of him initiating an attack — let me put a time frame on it — in the foreseeable future, given the conditions we understand now, the likelihood I think would be low."

http://www.representativepress.org/IraqAttack.html

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denverbill

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Thu Nov-06-03 06:08 PM
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9. Most relevant?

Hmm, how about this.

One year ago, Bush declared that since Iraq hadn't cooperated and destroyed it's WMD, the UN should forcibly disarm him.

Now, Bush claims WMD weren't the reason we went to war.

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