My first ever caption this post. !

Ok i took this from Skinners post in the GD but it seriously deserves to be captioned



ok my own.

"-so i just sign this and I get all the pretzels i can eat , right?"

"One step closer to bringing back Burkas"

Thhhpppt. Thhhhpt.

Sucking away the rights of millions.

won't let me eat what I want. I have to do what they want night and day. If I try to pass notes to a reporter or say something in a press conference they don't want, Dick or Karl or Laura slaps the piss outta me. It stinks being president. That's what I think. Please smuggle this note to somebody who can help. Just please, please, please, help me. Please."

This picture, if I am not mistaken, is from the partial birth abortion ban. You think they would have found some female to put in there.

:)

Good one

thank you, Michael Moore

n/t

All the men are white and have evil smirks on their faces.

Scary scene, that... no joking.

"So they tell me when I connect THESE dots over here, it spells my last name"

wouldn't want any of them to be overlooked



THE PRESIDENT: I see some members of my Cabinet have come. I appreciate the good work of the Attorney General, John Ashcroft. (Applause.) Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, Tommy Thompson, is here. Thank you, Tommy. (Applause.) There are a lot of members of the Senate and House here today, I want to thank you all for passing this important legislation. I'm glad you're here. (Applause.)

The primary Senate sponsor is with us, Senator Rick Santorum. (Applause.) Senator Orrin Hatch and Senator Mike DeWine helped, as well, in the Senate. Thank you all very much. (Applause.) Steve Chabot was the primary House sponsor, and Steve is with us. Thanks for coming, Steve. (Applause.) I'm thankful that our Speaker is with us today. Mr. Speaker (Hastert), I appreciate you coming. (Applause.) The Majority Leader, Tom DeLay, as well. Thank you for coming, Tom. (Applause.)

I'd like to mention three other members of the House. Henry Hyde is with us today. Mr. Chairman, we appreciate you coming. (Applause.) Jim Oberstar is with us. Jim, thank you for being here, sir, I appreciate you coming. (Applause.) Bart Stupak, from Michigan, is with us, as well. Thanks for coming, Bart, glad you're here. (Applause.)

I appreciate His Eminence, Cardinal Egan, is with us today. Thank you very much, sir.

... high-fives all-around as the smell of scotch-breath fills the air ...

Hastert: it's seems like only yesterday we were hanging Clinton

snickers and elbow jabs ensue

Hatch: this ought set the clock back where it belongs ... that's one small step .... hell, it's a giant step backwards ...

they can hardly contain their snickering

Santorum: drinks in my office? this time we won't have to worry about what we say -- Collins and Snowe won't be there ... to think they think they're "in" with us men ... bwhahahahaha

Hastert: it's seems like only yesterday we were hanging Clinton

...I can have her arrested!

very good sir, very good.

can pay blackmail money like we do!

to hell with rules and procedures ... what good is being dictator if I'm not it ...

aint that amazin?

Other than getting ready to give *'s work a big thumbs-down?

:hi: