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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 02:58 PM
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Animal, mineral, vegetable : what would YOU date?
Sorry. :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 03:00 PM
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1. Well,
Animals - Beastality ain't my gig.

Mineral - well, mineral oil works but synthetic KY or Wet brand products do a better job...

Vegetable - Nope. None have convenient holes and I only deal with people with functioning brains, sorry.

As for fruits... :evilgrin:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 03:01 PM
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2. That Alba chick... Cept she's been kissed by a monkey.
Eeeew!

;)
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 03:03 PM
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4. That's Right -- Chicks are Animals!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 03:03 PM
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3. Uncle Monty says:
"I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you'll agree a certain je ne ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot. Excuse me. Do help yourselves to another drink."
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 03:04 PM
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5. I'm a bear baby ...
so it's definitely animal.
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