if underpants (not the DUer) have an agenda, and they sure do.......

bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:11 PM
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if underpants (not the DUer) have an agenda, and they sure do.......

why wouldn't your t-shirt? oh, screw the shirt,
let's talk more about underpants (not the DUer) ....
i myself, am not a big fan of the elastic.
:o

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Dave Reynolds

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:13 PM
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1. Repressive elastic waistbands,

the way they snap back wash after wash...

Skip it, I'm goin' without.

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:16 PM
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2. but snapping the elastic is the only cool part....

of having elastic.

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Hardrada

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:16 PM
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3. Boxer shorts can't hold the warm mashed bananas

(Bill Maher reference) that jockey shorts can. And are jealous!

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:18 PM
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4. Boxer briefs are the way to go.

:thumbsup:

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:21 PM
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5. those are good.

and for me boy or hot shorts. though i like boxers too.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:23 PM
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8. All three are excellent choices for women.

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:25 PM
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12. we have boy shorts and hot shorts

Edited on Thu Jul-28-05 09:26 PM by bettyellen

h the miracle of lycra. no elastic. :)

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progmom

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:22 PM
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6. i think boxer briefs are a good look for a man

:) it's what progdad wears.

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:22 PM
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7. Link?

:rofl:

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progmom

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:24 PM
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10. ...

:spray: :rofl:

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:24 PM
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9. All the comfort of boxers with the support of briefs.

Best invention since sliced bread...ok, maybe not, but still a great invention.

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derby378

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:01 PM
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15. I'm sold on plain old boxers

Ventilation is a very, very blessed thing. But I can certainly appreciate the desire for support.

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swag

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:20 PM
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28. The only way to go for me.

Black Calvin Klein or Jockey boxer briefs.

The look great on women, too.

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:41 PM
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44. better than tighty whtieys.

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swag

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:02 AM
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47. Yeah. What isn't?

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Bassic

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:55 AM
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48. Hell yeah

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In_The_Wind

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:25 PM
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11. sometimes they're a real pain

in the ass

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derby378

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Thu Jul-28-05 09:57 PM
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13. The word "underpants" should be retired from American English

...with the following exceptions:

(1) underpants, DUer extraordinare
(2) PeeWee Herman's infamous "giant underpants"

Otherwise, I'm old fashioned. We always called them shorts, panties, briefs, or maybe even the generic "underwear" - but not this British import word. Sheesh.

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Technowitch

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:00 PM
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14. But what would all the Underpants Gnomes do for a living thereafter?

Remember the master plan:

Step 1: Steal Underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

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derby378

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:02 PM
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16. I love how they never quite figured out Step 2

It's like that complicated calculus/physics equation on this old comic in which one of the steps is "Then a miracle occurs..."

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:07 PM
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17. trying not to be sexist: well i meant gender-free underwear bottoms.....

and it was the only word i could think of.
:)

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derby378

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:10 PM
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19. Duly noted

But I have to admit that word still takes some getting used to.

Carry on!!

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texas1928

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:15 PM
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21. Just call'em drawers.

It covers it.

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:34 PM
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41. does that cover thongs though?

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texas1928

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:37 PM
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42. Covers'em all

example "I see you got them butt Floss Drawers on."

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texas1928

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:09 PM
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18. So you want drawers with belts?

or suspenders?

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derby378

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:12 PM
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20. I've seen those before

Guys may think they're sexy, but they can promote the development of varicose veins if you're not careful. I think women should just be comfy with whatever they choose.

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:17 PM
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23. lycra is good, or stretch lace or anything that doesn't have that leg

elastic sawing on your tendon or whatever that thing on the inside of your front thigh is called. ouch.

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texas1928

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:18 PM
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26. Ok I have to go to bed.

:blush:

My mind is being naughty tonight.

:blush:

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sniffa

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:16 PM
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22. boxer briefs

or panties. :yoiks:

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:18 PM
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25. and what about the missus?

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sniffa

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:22 PM
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31. commando

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:37 PM
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43. does she feel guilty when she shops...

and puts the pants back?
:evilgrin:

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DS1

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:17 PM
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24. I've worn boxers for about the last 7 years, but recently due to the heat

I've sworn of underwear of any form. And I'm liking it!

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:21 PM
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30. my old boss used to bust my chops for not wearing underwear

like, in meetings and stuff. it was semi work related, LOL. after about a year of that we noticed he stopped wearing his tighty whiteis. we asked him to please start wearing them again. in a meeting. for this i woke up at 6am?

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texas1928

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:24 PM
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33. I would have asked him how he noticed.

and tell him to stop noticing.

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:30 PM
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37. i work in fashion, and everyones garments or lack there of are fair game

but yeah, he was particularly bad. i was so happy when that hockey strike happened. fucker lived for hockey.
:evilgrin:

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texas1928

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:32 PM
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39. Well still.

Damn I notice if girls are wearing drawers or not, but I do not point it out.

I mean How can I miss seeing it?

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DS1

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Thu Jul-28-05 11:09 PM
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45. I like the way you think!

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Tom Kitten

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:19 PM
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27. well all of our underpants are made in China after all!

maybe they don't realize what big asses we have here in America and figure an elastic band is the only way to keep our underpants from falling down!

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:26 PM
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36. my brothers' legs elastic were always so damn stretched out.

:scared:
i guess my mom bought the cheapest ones.

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Redstone

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:21 PM
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29. Screw the shirt?

I, uh, think I'd rather not, if that's OK with you.

And I know it will be.

Redstone

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:23 PM
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32. you can talk about t-shirts....

i just thought everyone had enough of that.
red, i'm just trying to drum up business, even if i don't use the stuff myself. :)

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Redstone

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:25 PM
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35. No, no, that's not what I meant. I was making a joke!

Even if it apparently wasn't a very good one.

Redstone

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:32 PM
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38. i'm just being sporttwearcentric.

i just bught a six pak of haynes boys tanks.
that's some good shit. :)

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Misunderestimator

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:24 PM
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34. Underpants (not the DUer)... does not compute...

Edited on Thu Jul-28-05 10:25 PM by Misunderestimator

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bettyellen

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Thu Jul-28-05 10:33 PM
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40. just paranoid about calling someone out. LOL.

i overdid it, huh?

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yvr girl

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Thu Jul-28-05 11:39 PM
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46. I like lacy ones...

but not the itchy lace.

And :hi:

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