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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:22 AM
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Ladies, would you go topless at my place?
Assuming I was providing a nice dinner and drinks and some excellent jazz or string quartets or Stockhausen or whatever the hell you like musically so long as it isn't shit, since I don't have any shit in my library, and we had great conversations and cigars abounded as well as bottled waters, candles, plenty furniture on the lanai, and places for everyone to sit and talk and have a great time?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:23 AM
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1. Excellent question
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:24 AM
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2. Yes, I would, but
it's not a pretty sight!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:27 AM
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3. Only if you set out some fucking pillows
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:33 AM
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6. You, NSMA, I would give the key to the storage bins in which
the throw pillows (yes, I actually DO own many of them!) are kept. You would be allowed to bring out whatever/however many you need.

That's my promise to you*!

*to you and only you. No other DUer gets to root around in my throw pillow collection and clutter my furniture with their evil, abominable presence.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:37 AM
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8. ahem
where the hell are MY pillows?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:38 AM
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9. You canhave pillows, too
Just not throw pillows.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:40 AM
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11. fuck it then
the top stays on.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:42 AM
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15. Fine, throw pillows for anyone who wants them
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 01:43 AM by Rabrrrrrr
Just put them away when you're done, so they aren't cluttering up the place.

:grr:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:52 AM
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16. ....
x(
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:53 AM
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17. Why the scowly face? I said you could have them!
:cry:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:53 AM
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18. yeah, but you made the mad face
:cry:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:54 AM
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19. I'm so sorry!
:silly:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:55 AM
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20. ok
the top is off :P
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:55 AM
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21. Woo hoo!
Now, post a pic...

:spank:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:41 AM
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12. *taps foot* What about me?
I hate to be left out.
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:32 AM
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4. Of course.
There is nothing quite so stimulating as candlelit, topless conversation on the lanai, accompanied by the mellifluous tones of an excellent jazz ensemble or string quartet.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:32 AM
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5. for you rabrrrrrr?
you betcha!
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friesianrider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:34 AM
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7. I'll second that!
Count progmom and I in!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:40 AM
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10. You get me tipsy enough
and I might even put on a grass skirt and hula for you.

(And yes, I know how to hula.)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:42 AM
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13. yes
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:42 AM
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14. I am not blessed in that area......
so what would be the point, lol
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:57 AM
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22. Only if you toss the Stockhausen in the East River
before I get there. I can do without the cigars as well. Other than that. Sure!:D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:05 AM
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23. I won't toss the Stockhausen, but I'm willing not to play it
How's that?

And cigars on the lanai and yard only, not inside.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:07 AM
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24. Ok! What time should I come over tomorrow?
:D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:08 AM
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25. Any time. We are always open.
Whenever you feel comfortable, just show up.
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