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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:29 AM
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:33 AM
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1. How do you know when the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

(I'm a percussionist myself - I know a ton of 'em)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:36 AM
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2. Why are viola jokes so short?
So violinists can remember them.

(I'm a violinist...)
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:27 AM
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3. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:07 PM
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7. Ouch!
:D
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:34 AM
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4. Having been around a lot of opera singers, I like these.
Where's a tenor's resonance?
Where his brain should be.

Did you hear about the tenor who was so dumb the other tenors noticed?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:09 PM
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8. What's the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
Nail polish. :D
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Goldom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:42 AM
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5. you probably know
since that is on here, but for others-

http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:10 PM
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9. Great site!
What a gold mine! :yourock:
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:24 PM
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16. Great page! But they don't explain why Bach had so many children.

In his time, of course, they had no stops on their organs.

:evilgrin:
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:13 AM
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6. What do you call a drummer who's girlfriend dumps him?

Homeless
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:12 PM
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11. What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:42 AM
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18. Love it
:)

It's kinda funny...the drummer and the bass player of the band I shoot are the two most responsible guys in the band...
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:10 PM
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10. How do you get a dummer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:13 PM
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12. Heehee
That's a cute one!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:16 PM
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13. I don't know what the score was but...
he told me he so in love, so in love, with the majorette who used to lead the band.


Khash, some 70's nostalgia guy.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:16 PM
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14. Did you hear about the drummer
who locked his keys in his car?



It took him two hours to get the bass player out.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 08:52 AM
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19. LOL!
:D
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:22 PM
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15. oh jeez, don't visit the DU Musicians Group
there's a boatload of bad drummer jokes there

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to do it, four to say how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:32 PM
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17. what do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 09:04 AM
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20. What's the difference between a drummer and a peperoni pizza?
Edited on Sat Jul-30-05 09:05 AM by BigMcLargehuge
A peperoni pizza can feed a family of four for one day.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 10:01 AM
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22. Ouch!
I'm married to a drummer. :)

Can't wait to show him this page of jokes. hee hee
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 09:58 AM
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21. How do you know when your sax-playing brother is coming home?
He doesn't know when to come home, and he forgets the key.
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 12:28 PM
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23. What's the difference between a singer and a terrorist?
You can REASON with a terrorist.
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