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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:32 AM
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The Denial Announcement thread! I DID NOT have sex with Paula Abdul!
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 01:33 AM by BikeWriter
Do you have any announcements to make? :shrug:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:33 AM
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1. I did not have a threesome with Mr Ed and Lassie
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:34 AM
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2. Oh my Dog! I'd heard rumors about that!
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:38 AM
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3. I did not dump Penelope Cruz to have an affair with Selma Hayek!

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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:48 AM
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6. Oh, you cad! I heard she was heart broken! :-(
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:47 AM
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4. I haven't done anything immoral lately


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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:48 AM
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5. Do you have a written excuse, Miss Alpern?
:rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:50 AM
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7. NO *stamping foot* DAMMIT
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:53 AM
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8. In that case, I think you'll have to meet
me and the DU Night Shift after class for a six-pack of Corona and the smokeables of your choice. :rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:55 AM
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11. best offer I've had in quite sometime ~ thank you !


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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:57 AM
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13. That'll learn ya,
won't it, Missy? :rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:06 AM
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21. DON'T CALL ME ~ MISSY !
unless you're looking for trouble
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:15 AM
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24. I rarely say "LOL" but in this case . . .
I _have_ to. "Missy" is what my grandmother always called me when I was perilously close to "gettin' a switchin'!"

Where'd you get the catastrophe smilie? Is it in the DU smilie collection now?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:26 AM
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27. I'm happy to have made you smile.
I developed a dislike for the word MISSY a few years ago ... very funny story about some foolish soul who mistook me for someone else.


you may find this useful www.websmileys.com
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:58 AM
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14. Suuuuuuure, we believe you!!!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:18 AM
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26. Honest!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 03:43 AM
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29. Hee hee hee!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:08 AM
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30. What ~ you're doubting the words of a highly skilled propagandist !
heads will continue to roll until things start to change
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:15 AM
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31. Oh, but no. highly skilled propagandists are always believed!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:43 AM
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34. thank you my dear BikeWriter there's a song that fits perfectly
it's a country song that's written something like this ~ if you tell lies about me ... I'll tell the truth about you. So, I'll just go on telling the real truth no matter how mad I make people ... one of my favorite lines for facing life is "this isn't a popularity contest".
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 09:39 AM
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36. Yes'm, it's just how it is. You're right.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:54 AM
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9. I should hope not! That would just be gross.
Gross indeed.

:puke:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:00 AM
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15. She did offer to help me win that talent show.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:54 AM
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10. Well, I DID NOT have sex with Charlize Theron!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:57 AM
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12. *whew*
ya had me worried until now
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:01 AM
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16. Just don't ask me about Cameron Diaz though.
;-)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:03 AM
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18. hehehehe



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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:05 AM
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20. can't keep a horny guy down for long.
;-)

:hug:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:09 AM
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22. I just gotta say
all the men tell that same tired old lie "in a minute, honey "
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:15 AM
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25. Yes it is tired isn't it?
Come to think of it so am I.

g'night. :)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:28 AM
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28. ~
good night
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:02 AM
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17. Charlize? I'd been wondering why she wasn't answering her phone.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:04 AM
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19. Yeah, she said she's free next week though.
Don't wait up for me.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:13 AM
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23. ROFLOL!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:17 AM
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32. I did not dump Paris Hilton so I could date Nicole Ritchie
Lies, I tell you! LIES!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:19 AM
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33. I did not reply to Joe Braun's personal ad......
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:52 PM
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37. nether did I
but I've changed someone who had an outlook like that by 180%
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:45 AM
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35. I did NOT sacrifice goats to Beelzebub.
At least, not this month.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 02:05 PM
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38. I did NOT have sex with BikeWriter
Swear to God! It's just an ugly rumour.

Khash.
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