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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:35 AM
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What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
When the piccolo hits the toilet bowl without hitting the rim.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:38 AM
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1. When you throw an accordian in the trash can
and it lands on some bagpipes.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:39 AM
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2. Ooo! I like that one too!
:D
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Rufus T. Firefly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 03:04 AM
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7. "Welcome to Heaven; here's your harp."
"Welcome to Hell; here's your accordion."
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:04 AM
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3. Ann Coulter
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 02:05 AM by ashling
she's a perfect - oops! Nevermind

in memory of Emily Latella.

:)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:13 AM
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4. What's the definition of a gentleman?
A man who can play the accordian, but doesn't.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:14 AM
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5. What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:49 PM
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12. What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:15 AM
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6. Hey baby, how's about makin' some music with me tonight...
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:53 PM
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13. Tell me you aren't a piccolo player!
:D
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:59 PM
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15. I dabbled with the Flute....
But settled on the Guitar....

Better to pick up women with....
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:04 PM
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18. Ah...Another
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:06 PM
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21. Willie Nelson said it best....
Hell I picked up the guitar to meet chics.....
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Rufus T. Firefly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 03:06 AM
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8. I play the cello...
but I've never heard a cello joke. Any takers?
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:02 AM
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11. not about a cello, moreso cello players.
why do cello players make the worst parents but have the most kids?

their legs are always open - they have easy access to the bid'ness and yet no lap for the child to sit on.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 01:57 PM
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14. How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a cello case.

Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff in a minivan with three cellos in it?

You could fit in at least one more. :-)
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 03:09 AM
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9. That time when I told you that you looked pretty....
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 03:11 AM by Wetzelbill
they way you looked, that gorgeous smile etched in my mind forever. From the first time I saw you, I knew you were special, a strong, talented, intelligent and opinionated woman. You charmed me every second I was around you......

Hey, it got her to e-mail me back when I hadn't heard from her in over a year and a half, anyway. :)

But then again, that's not "perfect pitch" that was "a perfect pitch." Steeeeeerike one! :evilgrin:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:00 PM
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16. I found a book about you...
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 09:13 PM
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35. hahaha
I wish :) thanks
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 04:57 AM
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10. Anfield.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:01 PM
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17. Hmm...Your pic didn't post
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:34 PM
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26. It's where Liverpool FC plays soccer.
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 02:35 PM by Telly Savalas
Here's another pic:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:39 PM
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28. I'm not very familiar with soccer terms...
What's a pitch?
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 03:45 PM
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33. We heathen North Americans would refer to it as a "field"
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 09:02 PM
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34. Thanks for the info!
:beer:
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:05 PM
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19. Why don't gorillas play trumpet?
They're too sensitive.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:05 PM
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20. How do you make a Soprano's eyes sparkle?
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 02:07 PM by new_beawr
Shine a light in her ear.


http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:27 PM
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23. Bwahahaha!
Have you ever tried this? :evilgrin:
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 03:09 PM
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30. Nah, but I tried it on myself, and it worked - I'm a Tenor....n/t
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:30 PM
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25. Oooh... I resemble that remark!
:spank:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:40 PM
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29. He wasn't talking about you brilliant sopranos, I'm sure...
:D
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:22 PM
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22. A bagpiper is in a bar having a few pints
Then he remembers that he left his bagpipes in the backseat of his car and left the doors open.

He goes running out of there and is depressed when he sees one of his back doors open.

He gets to his car and is even more depressed when he sees two more bagpipes on the back seat.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:28 PM
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24. LOL!
You can't GIVE 'em away!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 09:14 PM
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36. Oh, I was waiting for the line about the Octopus (nt)
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navvet Donating Member (190 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 02:34 PM
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27. Low and at the Knees on the Inside corner
and about 95 or mph.

Can't be hit
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 03:33 PM
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31. Or Mariano's Cut Fastball. Unhittable.
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 03:33 PM by WeRQ4U
In second, I'd have to go with a hard slider that starts up around the eyes and dives at the batters back foot.
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navvet Donating Member (190 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 03:35 PM
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32. Can't argue with that
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 09:38 PM
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37. When you throw a banjo into a dumpster
and it doesn't touch the sides.
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Pied Piper Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 09:58 PM
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38. Ain't that the truth!
And I say this as a semi-pro flutist/piccoloist!
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Pied Piper Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:01 PM
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39. What is the difference between a mezzo-soprano and a bulldog?
Jewelry.

Don't get me started - I have a ton of these!
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dajoki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 10:20 PM
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40. on the black of the outside corner...
just below knee high, 96mph and cutting down and away.:woohoo:
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