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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 06:55 AM
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DU WOMYN LIBERATION FRONT UNITE

Time we become the threadjacking assholes of the lounge since M*A*T*C*O*M won't allow women membership into their club

We can start hijacking our first thread here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3748033

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:50 AM
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1. sinks like a stone

:rofl:

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matcom

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:51 AM
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2. i was waiting for it to hit page 2

before i mocked this BIG TIME :rofl:

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:52 AM
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3. takes too damn long in the morning.

I thought an hour was good enough!

:rofl:

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matcom

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:53 AM
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4. good point

how fucking PATHETIC is THIS! :rofl:

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:55 AM
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6. Just because it sank doesn't mean it didn't serve its purpose.

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:57 AM
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Thank you co-chairwomyn Misunderestimator

They fell for our plot!

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:58 AM
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11. They are so gullible.

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matcom

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:57 AM
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8. rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt

your little "skirt clique" is a total FAILURE but spin it however you wish :D

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:58 AM
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9. I've got your "skirt" right here...

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:59 AM
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12. he's just upset that he can never have you but NSMA can

:bounce:

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:01 AM
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17. he's just upset that this wife wants us both

:bounce:

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:58 AM
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10. .

:spray:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:01 AM
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15. do you want to remove that brown thing you call a nose out of

matcom's ass

:shrug:

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:01 AM
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18. !

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:01 AM
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19. ...

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:00 AM
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13. wouldn't a PM have sufficed?

since you were the only other person to notice?

:7

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:02 AM
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20. talk to the op...

or the hand.... :P

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:06 AM
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21. no problem, sweetie.

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:07 AM
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22. thanks, poopie

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Beware the Beast Man

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:54 AM
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5. M*A*T*C*O*M won't let me in either, what's my excuse?

Other than being a real man...

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 07:57 AM
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7. We can accept you as a member

provided that you worship all things about womyn!

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Beware the Beast Man

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:01 AM
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16. That's do-able.

Being raised by three strong women (y?), and marrying one makes me more than qualified, I think. Can I add a special "boys will be boys" clause, though? I still have a Y chromosome, mind you. :D

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:00 AM
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14. You're all a bunch of terrorists!!!

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:18 AM
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23. And you know something - you secretly want to join us too

I mean who would you rather have boss you around? Matcom or Misunderestimator and myself

Think about it!

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:19 AM
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24. Let's see...matcom makes me drinks when I get to his house.

You two want to make me barefoot and pregnant.

I think the answer is clear. Free drinks beats barefoot and pregnant. :P

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:49 AM
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25. Yes, but you get to choose the member of the DU Womyns Liberation Front

member you wish to use for your impregnation

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:51 AM
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26. Misunderestimator was going to use jumper cables!

:scared:

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:01 AM
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28. She's a little kinky

there are other members. Maybe NSMA might be a better fit for you

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:11 AM
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30. She might want to bread and fry my testicles.

:scared:

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indigo32

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Fri Jul-29-05 08:52 AM
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27. My threadjacking skills are lacking

will you take on an intern

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:25 AM
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32. We have a very thorough training department - VelmaD heads that one up

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:30 AM
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39. *hides whips and cat-o-nine-tails*

Welcome new members. I will be your dom...er...trainer today. :)

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indigo32

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:37 AM
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43. Ahhh so it's that kinda club

he he he

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:38 AM
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44. Honey, any club I'm a member of...

is "that" kind of club. ;)

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indigo32

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:40 AM
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46. LOL

:scared:

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:42 AM
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48. it's a threadjacking club!!!

We just have an excellent training program and benefits

:eyes:

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indigo32

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:45 AM
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50. extra special

benefits :evilgrin:

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:45 AM
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52. Well yeah...if you consider the cheese-grater...

Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 09:45 AM by VelmaD

and hot wax treatment a "benefit". :evilgrin:

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DrGonzoLives

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:07 AM
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29. I propose a kickoff meeting in Mynchester, England

:evilgrin:

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:14 AM
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31. Will this womyn's movement need a mod?

If so, count me in. How about I just lock all of matcom's threads? How would that be?

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:26 AM
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33. Just lock when they start threadjacking

m'kay

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:26 AM
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34. I'm on it. Just let me know.

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:28 AM
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35. See? This proves it.

Y'all need special treatment from the mods to be successful. :evilgrin:

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:32 AM
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41. This is the united states we do this because our government does

it every single day.

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:39 AM
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45. This was all part of our evil plan

LynneSin, NSMA, and MisU plotted to have a mod be a member of the Womyn's movement many,many months ago because since M.A.T.C.O.M. wouldn't accept LynneSin as a member, she decided to take things into her own hands. You guys don't stand a chance.

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:28 AM
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36. I just PM'ed skinner this post.

You're goin' down, Midlo.

:P

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:29 AM
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37. That's it.

I am banning you.

:hi:

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:30 AM
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38. Nah, just put him on secret double probation

:bounce:

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:32 AM
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40. Oooohhh!! Excellent!

:thumbsup: :pals:

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:45 AM
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53. I have reported all of you to the proper authorities.

Have fun with your flaming locks!

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TammyLittlenut

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:36 AM
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42. It sucks being new

I have no idea what you people are going on about. :-(

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:41 AM
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47. Welcome to DU

Threadjacking is the skill of taking over a thread and starting your very own complete subthread within it.

M*A*T*C*O*M is the oldest group of threadjackers here in the lounge; however, they refuse to allow women into their group. So myself, Misunderestimator and VelmaD started the DU WOMYN LIBERATION FRONT as a pro-womyn group of threadjackers that is for womyn and those who worship and revere womyn.

BTW, welcome to DU :hi:

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:43 AM
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49. Yeah, those MATCOM boys are poopy-heads

Eww...yuck...gross boys. :)

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:45 AM
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51. Don't listen to these terrorists.

Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 09:45 AM by GOPisEvil

We're really nice boys who love our mothers and apple pie and baseball.

Oh yeah, welcome to DU. :hi:

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:45 AM
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54. I LOVE PIE!!

:9

And baseball.

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:47 AM
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57. do you want to remove that brown thing you call a nose out of.....

GOPisEvil's ass

You know the drill!

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:46 AM
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55. Yeah, well, your mother is VelmaD's assistant with the training department

How do you like them apples!

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:48 AM
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60. I still love her, despite her being misguided on this issue.

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:51 AM
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64. I double dog dare you to tell her that...

Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 09:51 AM by VelmaD

to her face. Just make sure you let me know before you do it so I can sell tickets.

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:55 AM
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66. Now why would I want to aggravate my dear mother like that?

That wouldn't be very "good son-ly" of me.

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:57 AM
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67. good...scared...

po-tay-to...po-tah-to. :P

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:46 AM
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56. Does your mother know you hang out with boys...

like Matcom? Does she know you're part of an "old-boys" club? Hmm, hmm? *taps foot*

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LynneSin

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:48 AM
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59. Did you know his mother is your assistant? See the above post

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:49 AM
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61. I've heard stories about his mother...

I could learn a thing or two from her. :scared:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:50 AM
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62. Don't be calling us OLD!

That's rude! x(

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VelmaD

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:53 AM
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65. Not my fault you're all older than me

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indigo32

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:47 AM
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58. and Matcom buys his wife Washing Machines, yeah yeah

heard it all before.

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-29-05 09:51 AM
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63. Welcome to DU!

:toast:

I have no idea what we're going on about either. :)

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