Good blonde joke

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven the voiced bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?" The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the hockey rink.”

..because they had nothing else better to do on a friday night.


I :loveya: but I had to do it

Sincerely
The very natural blonde LynneSin

I've thought about printing something out that I could tape onto them but can't figure out what would work best.

:eyes:

In San Antonio.

I was drunk on tequila.

I added some words and it's on my car now.

who are intelligent as we all know.

But, it's seems true blondes have more fun/dates. The company I work for hired a knock-out blonde because she was pretty and may bring in business. Of course, she's smart too and she'll go to business lunches in a low-cut cocktail dress. Shazam! The boss told another guy (who left) that maybe he ought to replace him with a pretty face. And that's just what he did. Ugly people need not apply.

Just tired of being lumped into all the 'dumb blonde' jokes. They may be funny but there also may be blonde DUers out there that aren't amused

but we :loveya: anyways

I'm sure most blonde, polish, etc jokes would still work if you replaced them with George Bush. Let's try it:

George Bush was bragging about his knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. He proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" Bush replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."