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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 04:23 PM
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OK time to come clean? What's your Sleep Number?
Am I gonna have to beat it outta ya?
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 04:24 PM
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1. I'd say 69, but that would be crude.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 04:36 PM
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2. But you wouldn't actually be sleeping.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 04:39 PM
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3. what's a sleep number?
is this a practical joke?
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:06 PM
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4. I asked you first
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:18 PM
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20. wrong
you asked what's my sleep number, I asked what a sleep number is: two completely different questions, the first is a request for identification, the second is a request for definition
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:31 PM
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21. And you are a poopy head.
:P
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 09:00 PM
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25. that still doesn't tell me what a sleep number is
:+
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:27 PM
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5. I don't know!
I don't have a Sleep Number bed. :cry:
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:56 PM
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6. I would say 666 but I don't think
that there are Sleep Number beds in hell.

Dee
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:58 PM
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7. Somehow I doubt it.
Probably just concrete slabs, which is what my current bed feels like.
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:07 PM
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9. Is it a Sealy Posturepedic?
Those beds were made to torture people. You only wake up with a stiffer body...

Hmm... I wonder if they use them in Gitmo?


Dee
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:16 PM
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11. No. I'm not that lucky.
I don't even know what it is. But it's somewhere around 90 years old.
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:21 PM
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12. oooh time to get a new mattress
don't get a Sealy Posturpedic though. I swear the things are made of boards...

Dee
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:49 PM
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14. My SO and I are moving next month
and I will be getting one, then. We need a new bedframe too. The one we're using right now is an old futon frame and it's falling apart. Ahhh life in the ghetto... :rofl:
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:50 PM
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15. Tell me about it...
I lived in the ghetto for 7 years. Holes in the wall and the occasional bat flying around the house.

Dee
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 07:06 PM
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16. No bats.
But mice, bugs, holes in the wall, trash all over the sidewalks, cars and houses being broken into, the crackhouse down the street... yeah I can't wait to get out of this neighborhood.
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 07:07 PM
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17. I still have nightmares of the bat that came into my room
and the one I encountered in our basement...

Dee
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:32 PM
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22. So, the bat's sleep number is?
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:36 PM
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23. 169 heartbeats per minute
and that isn't the bat's...

Dee
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:58 PM
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8. Got a cheap(er) knockoff. I count
1-thousand, 2-thousand, 3-thousand, 4-thousand, 5-thousand as I deflate and that's about right.
;-)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:11 PM
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10. 69. That or 42.
Or after I'm done with 69, I opt for 42.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 07:27 PM
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18. 42. Kinky.
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:30 PM
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13. 3
that's how many times I get up to pee every night.
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 07:28 PM
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19. 4..
am. I'm and insomniac.
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 08:37 PM
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24. 30 n/t
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