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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:00 AM
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I tore the tag off of my mattress.
Am I going to jail?:cry:
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:01 AM
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1. RUN!!
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:02 AM
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2. Once you have
bought it, you can tear it off.
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:04 AM
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3. Actually, you have jeopardized your safety. That's how Bush commands us
Though tags in beds. That's why you can't get a person sleeping on a futon to do anything. They don't have the Bush Tag to motivate them!
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:06 AM
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4. I'm turning you over to the mattress police right now!
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:08 AM
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5. I'm too pretty to go to jail!!!
:cry::cry::cry:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:10 AM
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7. Oh, then they'll really like you in jail....
...:9
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:08 AM
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6. you're in big trouble now!



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Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:12 AM
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8. I own a police scanner
The last thing that I heard on the scanner was that they are looking for someone that tore the tag off of their mattress. Your in big trouble now sister. :spank:
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:15 AM
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9. Oh no!
They are knocking on the door...Maybe if I tie my linens together, I can make a rope to climb the 8 stories to the ground!:think:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:19 AM
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10. How far from a U.S. border are you?
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:36 AM
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11. Yes.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:38 AM
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12. If you have to ask . . .
. . . then you probably belong in jail.

:)
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:48 AM
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13. It seems to me that the tags usually say
something along the lines of unlawful to be removed except by the consumer...or something like that...

:hi:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 12:50 AM
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14. Do not removed under penalty of law........
don't answer the door, they are coming for you.
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Child_Of_Isis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 01:06 AM
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15. No. You are going to hell.
Feel the burn, man!
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