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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:34 AM
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I'm ready to kill that fucking rooster
Who's gonna cover me?
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:36 AM
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1. I want a thigh lightly covered in barbecue sauce when you're done .
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:38 AM
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3. God damn, that motherfucker is loud
And he doesn't stop... ever
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:43 AM
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12. When I was living in Germany , there was a rooster in the village ...
that actually did'nt make any noise until like 2pm in the afternoon . Talk about backwards . ( I lived in the country side btw , that's why there was a rooster in the village . )
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:46 AM
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13. This dip shit is gonna keep up his crap until 8 in the morning
I want his ass
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benny05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:38 AM
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2. Because of insommia...
or because you haven't had chicken for awhile? Or perhaps because it "crossed the road"?
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:39 AM
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4. The people next house over has a rooster, it usually starts making noise
around 5 am. I'll cover you if you cover me.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:40 AM
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6. Deal
Roosters in urban settings are really bad ideas
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:41 AM
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8. Alright I will take a thigh from Mr.Scorpio's victim
and I will take two legs from yours .
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:08 AM
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29. The three chickens are very small , you would have to eat the whole
chicken for a decent meal. They used to come over to my house and try to eat my bird bread but my front yard cat chased them away.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 06:03 AM
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33. I want the breasts though.
Edited on Sun Jul-31-05 06:05 AM by Jamastiene
and I mean both of them. Fried, but not with corn flakes. Why hasn't Dolly Parton started a designer line of edible birds with her bodily proportions yet? I wonder... I'd crave another Fried Dolly Parton chicken, if I ever got to munch on the first one. I bet that would be an all day meal too. Yum...
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:40 AM
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5. Would you settle for a larygectomy ?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:41 AM
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9. Why stop there?
I want his whole fucking neck
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:41 AM
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7. If a rooster don't know when fucking sunrise is, he's useless.
Let me find my rotisserie...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:43 AM
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11. This asshole bird starts at 3:30 in the fucking morning
Why? I have have no idea
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:46 AM
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14. He was born in a different time zone and never adjusted?
Possibly during the 6 months of sunlight in northern Alaska?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:48 AM
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16. There he goes again...
I never thought of that.

You might be right
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benny05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:47 AM
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15. That explains part of your insommia
Otherwise, I suggest listening to the Stones' "Little Red Rooster". Great blues tune.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:50 AM
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18. Except he ain't "too lazy to crow for day"
Though he does appear to be good at "Keep(ing) everything in the farm yard upset in every way."
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:48 AM
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17. Does the rooster have girl friends, my little neighbor rooster has 2.
He might be lonely.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:51 AM
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20. I don't know... I have to find his back yard to find out
That might be dangerous... For him. I could be carrying the Gerber
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:59 AM
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23. When I was kid staying for the summer on my Grandparents farm
I would chop the heads off the chickens, and let them run around headless before bringing the deceased chicken to my Grandmother.

I had to fed, water, and gather the eggs 3 times a day, and catch them and put them away for the night in the chicken house, I don't have a lot of love of chickens, except fried.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:42 AM
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10. lol
the best post ever!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:50 AM
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19. Oddly enough.
I am one of those people who cannot stand to hear dog's barking all night long, yet the sound of a rooster, and I hear them all hours of the night not just in the morning, doesn't bother me. Aren't I the odd one?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:54 AM
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21. Last year, it was a dog that barked 24 hours a day
I don't hear it now.

Maybe the rooster ate his ass.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 06:01 AM
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32. Good for the rooster. I can't
stand listening to a yapping dog all night. I do like for one to bark if he actually hears something. That's perfectly okay to me, but these that yap all night long. Ugh. The rooster can be okay assuming it's not right outside your window. In which case, away with him. There's no need to lose sleep over some barnyard animal's odd habit. I can't figure out the thing about a rooster going off at dawn. Why do they do that anyhow? Or do they? The ones I have actually been around did it at different times of the day and night. Not too much, but not "at dawn" like the old sayings suggest.
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Twist_U_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:56 AM
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22. They say they taste like chicken
bada bomp
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:00 AM
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24. We've discussed this rooster before.
I told you to bring him to my house and I'd cook you a great meal. Might be a bit tough (roosters usually are) but you'd savor every last bit of that dead rooster.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:02 AM
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26. You're gonna make me dinner?
You not trying to take advantage of me, are ya?
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:06 AM
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27. Just trying to help you get rid of the rooster.
I have many chicken recipes at home.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:08 AM
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30. That's super sweet
I love chicken
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:15 AM
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31. My daughter does too.
That's why I have so many recipes for it.
I bet she'd help you kill it. She's become morbidly fascinated w/ dead chickens lately(she saw something on Natl. Geographic and has heard the story of Mike the Headless Rooster).
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:01 AM
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25. Roosters have mighty fine drumsticks
MIGHTY fine; yes INDEED
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:08 AM
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28. you know he ain’t gonna die
yeah here come the rooster, yeah

:)
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