If Jessica Simpson is so dumb, why is she rich?

Pretty girls willing to appear near-nude are a cheap commodity in Hollywood. That is not what is making her successful.

She does have a voice. She does have a body, real or enhanced.

And, she does have good management. How much she is involved, I do not know.

I drew this cartoon to illustrate a stupid limerick I wrote:



I like the pic better than the limerick, but here it is anyway: :shrug:

Our class took a trip to the zoo,
And were having a good time of it, too,
Until young Jimmy Joe
Stole the polar bear’s snow
And ended up polar bear stew.

On edit: you do know polar bears and penguins live thousands of miles apart? :D The pic is still cute, though. Ursus maritimus: one of my favorite marine mammals.

"Mommmmmm, polar bears and penguins don't even live near each other." But I love the pic anyway.

Great limmerick. :D

don't carry cymbals, either. :D

:D

Damned cute things, though. We saw March of the Penguins today - I thought of HeyHey's pic all through the movie.

willing to sell-out and exploit what God™ gave her whenever an opportunity to do so arises.

She's sell her soul if she could. In fact, she probably already has.

Fucking loser.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the defense rests...

this on another Jessica Simpson thread but thought.."why bother" but I will this one.

When she came back from Iraq where she went to entertain the troops, she asked "what happened to all the footage of video that showed the shelling?"..She said it was Awful over there and she couldn't wait to leave and she doesn't know how they're doing it..I'm paraphrasing but you get the gist.

Dumbness.

Wealth and brains do not always go together.

are soon separated.

You never know what the future wll bring. No matter how entralled you may be now.

Give me a few minutes to find it, but Sony apparently pumped her up by doing something with radio stations...or something....

on edit:
Sorry, that was Jennifer Lopez. Apparently Sony paid radio stations to pay J-Lo songs. I'd imagine Ms. Simpson's record label does something similar.

Ignorant, yes, but not dumb.

the top portion of her head. She does very well. Many people must just think she's adorable or she wouldn't be trying to act now as well as trying to sing. :hi: :shrug:

nt

hell even the fundies dug her until she humped a dodge charger

I'm poor mainly due to health problems, but I don't have the skill set needed for making vast amounts of money. I am gifted in many ways, but money-making isn't one of them. It seems odd to me that money-making is the most desirable skill in America. I would much rather learn to create beautiful music or a lovely sculpture than get into the cutthroat world of money-making.

People obsessed with making money don't interest me. I find them shallow and boring. They often lack morals.

I wish that my interests coincided with the ability to make money, but they don't. Artists and musicians are not appreciated in our culture. Neither are folks who simply like to learn for the sake of learning.

She has an OK voice, sure....

Mostly, she's cute and has nice tits. That trumps actual talent.

And the flowing blonde hair...

And, the non threatening stupid act she plays....

She's actually stupid. Nice tits, though. That's all that really matters.

Big Naturals?

Yep, They're real

It's among the worst.

day.

...that many times?

when it was just taking off and established a large fan base. Then he really dolled her up and moved her to pop. Then he lost his magic, and the sister bombed.

Have a peek in the Oval Office if you need to confirm this.

ancestors and ourselves to create upon this continent (and others) a remarkably efficient demeritocracy, the fruits of which many on the face of the earth now enjoy, and will enjoy until their deaths, which deaths are probably not too terribly far away, given the efficiency of this demeritocracy.

Oh, Ayn! We hardly knew ye.

then, of course, there's the litany of Mencken formulations.

she pretends.

Maybe.

The things we do for money...