Skittles is SO busted!

I've found out what Skittles gets up to when she's not around for a day two...'fess up woman, the truth is OUT! :D

http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm

(Must read description for full comedic effect.;))

I was actually going to bid on that one, thinking it wasn't for real, but NO WAY am I going to risk a skittles ass-drubbing. Please Mistress, may I have another!

before she kicks it to pieces.

Wow!

;)

she'll be surprised herself by that! :D

I better not mess with.

maybe she can get a job as an ass kicking super model

:D or maybe the mob will hire her, you know I hear they are hiring.

I am emailing this to all my buddies.

I will kick your ass.
Item # 1641798199



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Currently $1.75 First bid $0.01
Quantity 1 # of bids 4 bid history
Time left 6 days, 22 hours +
Location Albany, NY
Country/Region USA/Albany
Started Sep-23-01 14:06:38 PDT mail this auction to a friend

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Description

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.

Wondering what to buy that perfect Boss of yours for Christmas?

I wanna' see a picture of the asskicker! How do I know the guy ain't one legged?

:scared:

Now he has 392, including 5 negatives. Busy boy the last three years.

I want to bid, but I'm afraid.

Has a totally different meaning to some people. :D

Tucker

uh.. *looks under the table, revealing a word of the day calander* ... concur.

*camera pans to show close up of the word for the day, showing that it is "conquer"*

{from the Simpsons}

Oh no you don't! No conquering!! :P

Tucker

and conquer!

I'd bet 62 bucks you shan't! :P

Tucker

I'd bet 40+ that I'd come close. :P

in ROTC my Sgt. used to tell us:

Close only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and nuclear war. :P

And do you have any nukes? :P

Tucker

:(

No grenades either. :(

Hell.. no horseshoes even. :O

I do have wit and charm, close enough? :P

That works!

Ok, I've obviously missed something...care to elaborate? :hi:

Tucker to explain. If she wants to. :P

I'm 6'3" and I can kick ALL YOUR ASSES. :7