If DU Were A Formula Sitcom, Who Would You Cast In The Roll Of....

Okay. DU and everybody on it has been picked up by the WB for a new fall sitcom.

They need DUers to fill the following roles....

1. The inbecilic father
2. The sarcastic, quick-witted mother
3. The matinee-idol 18-year-old son
4. The shy, awkward middle daughter
5. The cute-as-a-button, yet mysteriously evil 10-year-old son.
6. The shaggy dog, Roofus.
7. The curious and wise older neighbor.
8. The doting and apple-pie baking wife of the older neighbor.
9. The wild and crazy friend of dad.
10. The sex-a-holic sister of the mother.
11. The token black neighbor.
12. The token gay neighbor.
13. The totally outrageous and wild school teacher.
14. The mean, nasty school principal.
15. The multiracial assembelege of young friends (say, three DUers).


So, who would you cast?

I like to bake, and I do tend to dote :)

Too bad I dont fit any of these roles. I could be the dog but one I aint no dog and two I just shaved recently and I prefer being clean shaved.

I'll write in a part for you.

maybe the dashing, handsome, though somewhat dim-witted mailman.

:)

The mailman :D but you think I could pass for older than my years. Ok should I or should I not grow my facial hair out for this. This role is perfect for me, I am dashing and handsome :D but very dimwited.

#5.....I'm cute as hell and I do have an evil side. :evilgrin:

ha!

You're too young (and too damn hot) to be the mom.

I'd definately peg you as the sex-a-holic aunt.

:)

ZombyWoof, #9

Mysterious and wise older neighbor... I'd cast myself here if I posted a lot more than I do. I dunno -- Pocho? Lexingtonian? Sufi Marmot? (Anyone seen those three lately??)

And then kept all those strange hours (shiftwork) So we must be SELLING DOPE to PRESCHOOLERS!!! Stay tuned...

I'll show the little fuckers who's boss! (I'll take Principal Snider, from Buffy, as my role model...)

evil mofo :evilgrin:

Either a couple or couple and 1 child

that drives everybody nuts by blasting C-SPAN around the neighborhood?

Should be a scene where I the dim witted mailman deliver CSPAN gone wild to you, I should have a line like I voted for who I voted for because of his or her secretary.

I'll be honest that CSPAN thing wasnt my idea I got it from the onion, but I can mold it to make it my own. Congressional secretaries and aides flashing and stuff. I just hope the video proves my thoughts that we liberals have more cuties.

maybe playing on a TV in the background, but I'd be there.

Laugh now, but when I rule the world you shall pay! You shall pay dearly! You and your ovarian bastille, your oppressive all-wool Easter bunny outfit, and your three-cookie limit! Damn you! You shall know my wrath, and know it fully!

Usually, I hate to single out some DUers because I don't want to offend anyone that I leave out, or anyone that I include. But this sounds like too much fun, so here goes:

1. The inbecilic father: matcom (I don't think mat is an inbecile, but would have fun playing one.)
2. The sarcastic, quick-witted mother NSMA
3. The matinee-idol 18-year-old son youngred
4. The shy, awkward middle daughter leftpeoplefinishfirst
5. The cute-as-a-button, yet mysteriously evil 10-year-old son. son-of-soleft
6. The shaggy dog, Roofus. 1a2b3c
7. The curious and wise older neighbor. WilliamPitt
8. The doting and apple-pie baking wife of the older neighbor. Lynnesin
9. The wild and crazy friend of dad. ZombyWoof
10. The sex-a-holic sister of the mother. rbnyc
11. The token black neighbor. UGRR (friendly, and has good cake recipes)
12. The token gay neighbor. arwalden (Oh, my gay stars!)
13. The totally outrageous and wild school teacher. soleft
14. The mean, nasty school principal. Catwoman
15. The multiracial assembelege of young friends (say, three DUers). jiacinto, goobergunch, JohnKleeb (I don't actually know people's ethnicities)

:hi: Yeah I am an ethnic nut kinda.

who likes to chase younger men? Can I apply?

That seems to be where I'm at....

but since I am only half black I guess that would make the 11 a 5.5, which is would be a combo of the shaggy dog and the cute but evil 10 year old. No, that would just be silly.