Breaking News -- Piss Ants Attack Will Pitt!
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Breaking News -- Piss Ants Attack Will Pitt!
From truthout.org: t r u t h o u t | One Mother's Stand By William Rivers Pitt Thursday 11 August 2005 10:55 AM I walked in the grass and my feet got attacked by fire ants. I am hating Texas right now.
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:05 AM
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1. Apparently ants the piss Fire, they are very dangerous..
Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 11:05 AM by sam sarrha
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:06 AM
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2. Never wear birks in Texas
I'm from California, and even I know that
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:07 AM
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3. There used to be this graffiti
at the Texas Chili Parlor "Everything in Texas either bites, stings, burns or breaks your heart"
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:09 AM
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4. I mentioned that the locals wear what they wear for good reasons
and that good boots were indicated. Still, you go, Will.
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:10 AM
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South Florida Fire ants were no fun whatsoever. Hang tough, Will ! Me and many others here are with you!:patriot:
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:10 AM
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6. I forgot to warn him...
about the bugs down here. And on top of everything else it actually rained down here and I wonder if Crawford is inundated with chiggers too. Poor Will's feet. *snort* Maybe I should take him some deep woods Off. :)
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:11 AM
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9. You just want to take things off
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:13 AM
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Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 11:13 AM by VelmaD
;)
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:11 AM
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That's what a good Texan would do. Fill 'em with lead.
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:12 AM
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10. Nah...Texans are tough...
we walk nekkid through fire ant mounds and laugh...hahahaha. ;)
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:15 AM
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13. You may walk nekkid through the mounds
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:18 AM
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I dip you in honey first? ;)
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:24 AM
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21. I love it when you talk sweet...
any of you Austinites going to Crawford? I'm thinking I'd like to make it down Saturday...but I'm wearing boots....
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:34 AM
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22. Well, I'm stuck at work today...
but if all goes well I may try to go down tonight after work for a bit. Would like to see Will before he leaves. :shrug: Not sure about this weekend. Let me know if you make it down and maybe I'll see you out there. :)
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:46 AM
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will let you know if I can get down there...Probably try to make it Sunday
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:23 AM
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:14 AM
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12. on no ~ another state Will Pitt hates
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:16 AM
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14. This is why you need cowboy boots
they fit so tight that nothing, not even fire ants, can penetrate them.
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:19 AM
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16. Ah, the dreaded fire ant
Those bitches hurt and they gang up on you in mass numbers before they all bite in unison. True neocon insects.
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:21 AM
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17. BOOTS! For fire ants AND
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:23 AM
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19. Fire ants earn their name.
Those fuckers bite. Hard.
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:42 AM
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23. What is most scary is that he hasn't posted since.
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Thu Aug-11-05 11:46 AM
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he'll whine a lot...but he'll live. :)
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Thu Aug-11-05 12:11 PM
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25. and I still want to have his baby
or at least the right to have his baby. Also, from here on out, I want to be known as Loretta.
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