The Cankered Corndog of all CAPTIONS!!!

W. is "thinking": "Geez. This is getting tough. Yesterday Karl says that when I'm talking to
people or groups or world leaders who we don't give a f*ck about, to make it LOOK like I'm
trying to make it look like I understand or at least care about what they are saying enough
to actually listen to them. Makes my head swim. He says almost no one is prepared for such
blatant hypocrisy and the stupid ones will fall for it and the shrew ones ‘will be cowed by the
sheer boldness every time.' Then I'd be top dog in the pond or something. But he musta seen
me swaying and trying to grab onto something to steady myself cause he said then , ‘Oh shit!
Just forget it, Numbnuts, okay? All you gotta do is act natural.' I felt better then, cause there
wasn't all that stuff to figure out and try to remember. Whew."

...I can dream, can't I?

nt

welcome to DU!!


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... I don't care what they think ... I don't care what they think, say, eat, breathe ... whether they live or die ... what part of 'it'd be lots easier if I was dictator' don't they get ... don't make me start playing rough ... losing your job would be compassionate ... don't even think of messing with Silvio Mussolini here ... they're going to make me get really ugly ... ... gotta watch my body language ... don't bite lip ... darnnit too late ...

Really, doesn't he look like he's going to get violent or pop an artery trying to control himself?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mini Me will head the new 'department of Bushit and lame Excuses'!

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"...I kinda feel like kissing his bald head again. It was dreamy..."