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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:36 PM
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I'm going to the Bronx zoo with a catholic priest and methodist minister
tomorrow. The priest is a Nigerian from Nigeria, the methodist is Japanese and from Japan. And I'm Congregational, a German born and raised in America!

Wish me luck and pray that no theological war starts or an animal might get hurt!

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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:38 PM
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1. If things get bad...
Just get them drunk, I'm sure they'll be buddy buddy later ;)
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 10:16 AM
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21. The Methodist minister
isn't allowed to drink alcohol ;-)....It's is the Book of Methodist Discipline......;-) ;-)
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:53 PM
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2. sounds like the start of a bad joke...
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MrsMatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:55 PM
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3. Yes, I was just wondering
when the rabbi would make an appearance.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:57 PM
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4. Yes, it does! But it's true...
Unfortunately, our Jewish clergy friend is working tomorrow, as is the Korean Presbyterian minister and the nun from Pennsylvania.

Aye, I have a weird sort of circle of friends.

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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 09:00 PM
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6. hey... how about a half Jewish Lutheran with German background
and delusions of Eastern Religion beliefs?

I love the zoo, we went last week. The new Gorilla exhibit is awesome.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 09:04 PM
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7. I didn't get to the gorillas when we there over the summer
Maybe we'll go tomorrow! I'd like to see them.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 08:58 PM
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5. That's what I thought too...Guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow
for the punchline...;)
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MojoKrunch Donating Member (513 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 09:12 PM
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8. Wait.. what is the Punch Line?
Mojo
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 10:35 PM
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13. No punch line, it's true
I really am going to the zoo with these two guys.
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 09:26 PM
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9. And so the methodist
from Japan takes off his white hood and says in his Japanese accent "I though you said we wele going to the joo?"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 10:35 PM
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12. I don't get that joke at all
Seems rather offensive from a few directions. Though if not, please let me know. Mostly, I just don't get it, so I'm not even sure if I shuold be offended or laughing.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 09:31 PM
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10. Theological war...? I think your little group will be
a magnet for a travelling salesman or a talking horse. I'm not sure which.

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EV1Ltimm Donating Member (831 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 09:49 PM
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11. stay away from the monkeys...
that seems to stir up some debate as well...
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-10-03 11:04 PM
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14. After that, make sure you guys pick up a redhead and walk into a bar
:nuke:
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 01:55 AM
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15. why go to Yankee Stadium in the off-season? . . .
inqiring minds want to know . . . :)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 09:02 AM
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18. Isn't that the Red Sox Stadium?
NOT our beloved Yankess, thank you!
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 02:12 AM
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16. A Little Zoo Trivia
Edited on Tue Nov-11-03 02:13 AM by Don_G
Baboons greet each other by fondling each others genetalia: http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-baboon10.html
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 09:01 AM
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17. "And then comes the diddling"
Great article! If we see baboons, I'll see if they do this.

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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 09:34 AM
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19. You see..
the japanese guy thought they were going to the Jew , not the Zoo, and since protestants formed the KKK- he had his KKK hood.


Get it?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 05:23 PM
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23. Yes, I get it.
still not really funny, but also no offense taken. It's clever, but, you know, a joke just doesn't work after it's been explained.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 09:40 AM
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20. Isn't America great?
Our parish is an ethnic mixture of German, Irish and Mexicans, with a handful of 'other' ethnicities thrown in; our rector is Chinese (a refugee), our curate is from El Salvador and our Bishop is an African-American. Where else would a Confirmation Sunday look like a UN General Assembly meeting, but in America? :)
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 10:20 AM
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22. You're going to
the White House???
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 05:27 PM
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24. We're back, and it went well!
Had a beautiful day - there wqas occasional very slight rain, but otherwise, a decent enough warm tempertature that it wasn't cold, but cold enogh to keep us from overheaeting in our overcoats and sweaters.

This is a great time for the zoo - not a lot of people there! No large crowd jostling, etc.

The Congo is great - I missed when I went there before, so we spent some decent time there today. Many gorillas sitting right up along the windows holding their babies. Lots of great pictures! I'll post some in a while.

And best of all - no theological wars! In fact, no discussion of church matters at all; it was totally a day of fun and not thinking about the hospital or the church or theology, except to be awed by the incredible amount of variety and sheer beauty in nature.
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