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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:24 PM
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Football fans-Does this make any sense?



Why would a dolphin wear a football helmet?
How does it stay on with no chin strap?

Anyone? Anything?
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:26 PM
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1. Who cares? The Pats will "squish the fish" this season!
P A T R I O T S ! ! !
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:29 PM
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2. Their revenues must be down and therefore cannot afford a chin-strap...
After all, they are a terrible team and nobody watches them. :evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:32 PM
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3. We still get them a lot in the mid-Atlantic area

Dead dull boring football to watch.
3

The AFC East the "filed goal division" -lots and lots of field goals in that division (it has changed a little the last few years)
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Gunit_Sangh Donating Member (424 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:32 PM
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4. Why would a Packer fan
Edited on Fri Aug-26-05 12:33 PM by Gunit_Sangh
wear a cheese-head hat?

Cuz they want to
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:34 PM
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5. I have my own theories on that one...
The most compelling being too much Natty Light and pork.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:35 PM
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6. Snowflake doesn't need no stinking chin strap!
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MostlyLurks Donating Member (738 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:40 PM
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7. Answers:
Q: Why would a dolphin wear a football helmet?
A: Blowhole protection.

Q: How does it stay on with no chin strap?
A: Blowhole suction.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:43 PM
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8. Mostly Lurks answers two age old questions of man
thanks
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MostlyLurks Donating Member (738 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:45 PM
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10. I'm a 'Phins fan:
This is the sort of stuff we've had time to ponder the last few years.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:44 PM
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9. That answers more than just two questions, man.
Very insightful. I feel complete now.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:56 PM
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11. I've always wondered about that too.
Another thing. Seems to me, if you're gonna wear a helmet, you should really be wearing shoulder pads too. But the dolphin has no shoulders, at least none that I can see.

What's up wit dat?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 12:59 PM
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12. WAAA EEEEEEK
says the angry dolphin

I think it has something to do with the South Beach diet.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 01:04 PM
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14. Don't even get me started on......
Athletic supporters.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 01:00 PM
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13. Come on, any ijiot knows it's EAGLES SEASON!!!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 01:06 PM
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15. I don't think ANYONE can match their team chemistry
:bounce:
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