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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 04:42 PM
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CatWoman finds Matcom's condom in her clam chowder
details at 11 :D
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 04:43 PM
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1. Wouldn't Mrs. Matcom be UPSET?
:dunce:
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 04:44 PM
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2. Still haven't found mine yet?
It should be obvious.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 04:46 PM
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4. However, I did find
your hair dryer :D

:hi:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 04:44 PM
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3. Bleeeaaah!
Edited on Tue Nov-11-03 04:44 PM by Richardo
:puke:

Thanks for the mental imagery, CW. No, really. x(
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 04:47 PM
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5. hahahahaha -- try this one instead
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 05:54 PM
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6. well if YOU hadn't pulled it off with your TEETH
and spit in IN your soup, THAT would NEVER have happened!

it was YOU who wanted to 'feel the real me' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

x(

now i am all unprotected and stuff

:D
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:01 PM
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7. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
you're such a crazy ass :hi:

:loveya:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:03 PM
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8. How did you know it was his?
Was it one of the monogramed ones?
Or did you just know by the size?
<ow ow ow ow>
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:30 PM
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14. Size? Extra small
For the teeny weenie!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:04 PM
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9. I knew bad things would happen if you
asked him to stick his dick in your soup bowl. :shrug:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:06 PM
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10. Ewwwwwwww
he even stirred it with that "thang" :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:08 PM
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12. what's the problem?
you BRUSH with it!

:P

:spank: Matcom :spank:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:08 PM
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13. hahaha -- it's minty fresh
:D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:07 PM
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11. oh you poor innocent thing. that wasn't clam chowder, either
:evilgrin:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:30 PM
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15. OMG, I read that condom story in the paper
I mean, WTF????? I'd have to immediately just f***ing KILL everyone in the establishment. :O
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:52 PM
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16. all the way down to the roaches
:evilgrin:
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 06:58 PM
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17. I nailed one on...
can't have too much protection you know!

Then again, masturbating with a fist full of fish hooks wasn't that bright either. I may need some help!

:evilgrin:
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-11-03 08:14 PM
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18. I'm really sorry, CatWoman. I put it there.
Punish me, I've been a naughty boy.:spank:
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