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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 03:14 AM
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hell has frozen over, a pig flew past my window, and I am stunned silent.
Edited on Thu Sep-01-05 03:19 AM by fleabert
I somehow ended up watching fucking fox news tonight...I can't stop wanting more information about the situation, even if it's just to bitch about how fox is covering it.

and the unimaginable happened.

I might have to kill myself.


(just kidding, but it's pretty bad)























I agreed with all of fucking piece of shit fucking asshole fuckwad toe jam O'Reilly's talking pionts. OMG. oh my fucking god.



kill me now.



It has to be that he wised up. He said Bush needed to tell OPEC to lower the price of oil by 20 dollars, and I was like- yep, and that oil companies need to lower their profit margin by 20% at least, YEP. AND that Americans, ALL Americans needed to lower consumption of gas immediately and watch their consumption of energy. did I dream this shit?

did he finally wake up?
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 03:22 AM
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1. Possible explanations
He has gone temporarily insane

Aliens have taken over his body

Vast librul' conspiracy

Practical joke

He is on mind altering drugs

He has been fired and is doing this to get back at Faux

(Just some wild guesses):shrug:
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 03:23 AM
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2. I mean seriously, I am going to need therapy. nt
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 03:56 AM
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5. I can understand that
When right-wingers actually start making sense/telling the truth you know something is wacky. It really messes with your head
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 03:25 AM
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3. Other: O'LIElly is scared.
He knows that the GOP is fucked if gas prices continue on this trend, so he's trying actual logical policy (*gasp!*) to improve conditions.. so that the GOP's majorities can be saved.
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 03:31 AM
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4. that makes sense.
He sounded like a crazy librul!
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 03:59 AM
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6. Think of it this way...
The man talks so much that he had to be right once, right? Just as monkeys hitting on a keyboard will eventually type something that makes perfect sense...:shrug:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 04:07 AM
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7. many are somnolent while we have options...
http://www.awakeninthedream.com/indexx.html o'really o'reilly likely owns stock in exxon, he is a pandering misogynist & he knows it...handsome & rouge-ish though he may be
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