No volunteers for orgasm implant - Democratic Underground

emad

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Thu Sep-01-05 08:56 AM
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No volunteers for orgasm implant

A scientist claiming to have invented a device which produces orgasms at the touch of a button can't find women to help him conduct trials into it.

The implant, inserted under the skin at the base of the spine, triggers a reflex response to produce sensation.

Dr Stuart Meloy, from North Carolina, told New Scientist: "I thought people would be beating my door down."

However, British experts said that a surgical implant was not an appropriate answer to women's sexual problems.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3241138.stm

GUESS everyone's pretty satisfied so far......

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Spinzonner

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Thu Sep-01-05 09:00 AM
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1. maybe he's just not advertising in the right places

Should hand out flyer's at Sexual Aids stores and related magazines.

And maybe at Tupperware parties.

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eauclaireliberal

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Thu Sep-01-05 09:01 AM
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2. RE:"maybe he's just not advertising in the right places"

Edited on Thu Sep-01-05 09:02 AM by eauclaireliberal

Or in the hymn books of the local baptist/methodist church.

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mntleo2

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Thu Sep-01-05 09:26 AM
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4. That's kind of a pun....

...He is not advertising in "the right places"

Get it???? :rofl:

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eauclaireliberal

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Thu Sep-01-05 10:47 AM
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5. Wow

*WoooSSSHHH!*

That one flew over my head...LOL

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peekaloo

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Thu Sep-01-05 09:13 AM
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3. "at the touch of a button"

*snicker*

nothing a little self awareness wouldn't cure. }(

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