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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 03:47 PM
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teddy bears
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back
to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices
that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous
bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that
this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one
that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and
actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they
kiss... and make hot
steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,

smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says..


(scroll down it's a beauty)




"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 07:08 PM
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1. So her performance gets her a prize from the bottom shelf....
Ugh...sorry, but ugh....

WHERE did you get this, my dear IChing...?

:hi:
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 07:14 PM
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2. An e-mail from a friend today, I know it was a little out there but
It made me smile a little with all the maddness going on today,
I didn't want to offend anyone sorry if I did.
I didn't expect the punch line.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 07:17 PM
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3. Oh, it made me smile too...no offense at all, my dear!
The punch line is a bit out there, though...you got that right...

How are you feeling today? I hope you were able to get some rest last night...

I was worried about you...and that is tough when you don't have direct contact with your friends.......

:hug: :pals:
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 07:23 PM
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4. The power fans for the flooding shorted out my electical last night
But I was able to remove some circuits and got it back on.

My closet was also flooded which I didn't know until today.
luckily nothing damaged that much.

Been washing clothes and towels all day
again
thanks peggy you're the best
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 07:27 PM
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5. I'm so happy that I have been able to help you, my dear IChing...
I just HATE it when my friends are suffering...

And right now, that friend is you, my dear...

Please take care....

:toast:
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