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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:22 PM
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Bush: "Don't buy gas if you don't need it. "
Edited on Thu Sep-01-05 05:31 PM by Cannikin
Thank god we have him so he can pass on his infinite wisdom.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:24 PM
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1. We are Saved. Thankt he lord almighty, we are saved....
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:29 PM
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3. you know, I didn't need to buy gas but was going out to buy some anyway
I just turned around and came back to the garage.

Thanks, boy, It just save me an unnecessary trip.

I should listen more carefully
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:39 PM
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7. Sir, you are a partriot......
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 06:15 PM
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19. Yes, I like to be "part riot" half of the time when I'm not buying gas
or sticking a needle in my eye when I don't have to.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 06:22 PM
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23. Can't spell.... Gas Fumes overtaking me... Bought too much...
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 06:28 PM
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24. Are you sure that wasn't part of your "inteligent design" ? LOL n/t
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:31 PM
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33. sara dippity
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Applan Donating Member (435 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:40 PM
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35. I knew he'd come through, I just knew it!
God bless the president! FUCKING RETARD!!! This has to be it, this has to be where the remaining dunces in this country finally realise that this man is just plain stupid and say "We don't want him as our president anymore"
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:28 PM
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2. I have three words to say about that:
No shit sherlock!

God, Bush is an idiot.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:46 PM
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37. "God, Bush is an idiot"
You don't think God knows that?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:12 PM
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40. My theory:
If Christian conservatives say Bush was appointed by God, then there's no way he could screw up this badly.

So if their theory proves true and Bush WAS appointed by God, then this has to be God's way of fucking with our heads.
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brack Donating Member (101 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:32 PM
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4. I used to collect gas.
Edited on Thu Sep-01-05 05:33 PM by brack
Various grades. You know, trying to complete my collection. I didn't really need it though. I'll have to put off my hopes of getting a few gallons of "Amoco Gold" for my collection.

Is the guy that fucking stupid??? Sorry about the language, I'm really frustrated today.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:32 PM
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5. But...but...but...I like to fill up old Avon bottles with it and line...
the driveway with them!

What a fucking idiot
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:34 PM
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6. Well shit, there goes my impulse shopping extravaganza
I just like to buy gasoline for the sheer thrill of it.

But since Dubya said not to, I guess I'll have to get my jollies buying other things.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:41 PM
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8. Fuck him. I will buy gas every damn time I pass a gas station
if I feel like it.

I should trust *? Yeah, that'll happen. If I don't buy gas when it is $3, it will be $6 the next time I fill up.

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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:54 PM
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14. If a dem was president and the gas was this high, there'd be
a pitchfork carrying, bomb dropping parade of right wingnuts storming the whitehouse demanding the president's ouster pronto. I'm with you. Damn the fucking son of a bush. I'll buy it when I need it, just like normal.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:44 PM
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9. That smarmy fuck.
I just saw the clip of it on CNN. His contempt for us is off the charts.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:45 PM
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10. Yea, I don't need it. I will just tell my driver to pick me up
in my caddilac.
:sarcasm:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:50 PM
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11. If I wasn't worried about stopping the efforts to save as many of those
people as possible, I'd go buy a 10 gallon drum and fill it up after filling up my car just to spite that stupid son of a bitch. I can't stand him. He said "I briefed the former Presidents Bush and Clinton on everything I know." That probably beat the fastest processor speed in the universe. I bet it took all of 666 nanoseconds if he told 'em everything he knows. Ugh. He's the sorriest excuse for a president on so many levels. I just hope the next hurricane doesn't hit here. I'd hate to be homeless and stranded with that jerk screwing up any good plans to rescue people with his stupid ideas. He's so innefectual. Why aren't they rescuing those people?????????? I'm furious.
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:51 PM
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12. Sometimes I just buy gas and then light it on fire in the back yard
just, you know, becuase.

I guess I could stop doing that for a few weeks in order to, you know, help out.

I do what I can.

david
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:56 PM
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16. Tongue in cheek?
Do I sense :sarcasm: here?
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 06:21 PM
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22. =) Of course, of course!
I don't know many people who buy gas when they don't need it, though conservation, of course, is always a good idea. I thought that went out with Reagan, though.

:)

david
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:52 PM
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13. i hate him now more than i ever ever have
and i didn't think it was possible to hate him more, but i guess it was

i hope he drowns in his own feces
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 05:55 PM
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15. and vomit.
I'm with you. I honestly didn't think it was possible to hate him any more, but now I'm right there with you. Furious. Nothing like a fuckhead stating the obvious. Of course, some of us won't have to worry about it. We soon won't be able to afford it.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 06:11 PM
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17. "Don't eat if you're not hungry."
"Don't drink if you're not thirsty."

"Don't screw if you're not horny."

GIVE ME AN E! A HARD-ROCKIN' E!



Worthless FUCK.

:grr:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:29 PM
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32. That picture...
Is it akin to Nero fiddling while Rome burned?
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 06:11 PM
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18. Thanks for the reminder.
I have been buying gasoline just for shits and giggles. :sarcasm:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 06:16 PM
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20. And some advice for him: Don't stomp on folks if you don't have to.
And you rarely have to.
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Splatter Phoenix Donating Member (626 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 06:17 PM
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21. But...but...
Spigots! Turn on your spigots! Let the oil flow like pee pee from a man's full bladder. x_X
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 08:17 PM
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25. Well hell, there goes my effigy burnin'!
I wish he would just go away.
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 08:38 PM
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26. what a f****n dumb comment
only use gas if u need it.......ok everyone quit driving
just ride your bike like chimpy. Not everyone has Airforce 1
at our beacon.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 08:40 PM
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27. I like to buy gasoline, it's a hobby
:shrug:
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brack Donating Member (101 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:01 PM
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28. Same asshole
That took a helicopter 5 miles to a Little League baseball game to avoid a grieving mother, correct??
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:03 PM
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29. What would make
him even think of saying something so dense?
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:04 PM
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30. "Don't screw if you're not horny! Don't Poop unless you're full of shit!"
And Il Douche oughta know ALL about being full o' shit!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:28 PM
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31. You have to remember he's full of wisdom.
He knows that the hurricane has "affected a lot of people."

He informed us that the recovery "will take years."

He is very, very smart and we are very, very lucky that we have him to tell us these complicated things.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:32 PM
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34. Thank you George
For Christ's sake, we'd be better off with Terri Schiavo running this shit.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:44 PM
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36. He IS Marie Antoinette, isn't he?
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 10:59 PM
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38. 12 miles is too far to ride a bicycle to work
especially when I don't own one. Want me to walk?
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 11:09 PM
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39. I for one honor the P-Resident for asking the American people
to stop paying into his trust fund during this national tragedy. That took guts.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 01:51 AM
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41. Dear President Chimpy
Don't go to war if you don't have a legitimate reason (made up ones don't count)
Don't speak in public if you are unable to pronounce words properly (such as nuclear)
Don't get yourself elected president of an entire nation unless you are prepared to serve everyone in that nation--rich or poor, white or nonwhite, Christian or not, Republican/Democrat/Other, etc.
Don't threaten to "take care of" the leak in your office unless you really mean it, you liar.
etc, etc, etc.
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-02-05 01:57 AM
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42. This ranks right up there with
don't sandpaper your nuts if you don't need to.
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