The college girl I am talkiing to in Starbucks has the filthiest mouth...

henslee

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Sat Sep-03-05 05:16 PM
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The college girl I am talkiing to in Starbucks has the filthiest mouth...

I love it. And she is such an opinionated Bush-hater. And has no idea I am typing this. Is she sending me a greenlight with her pottymouth? Hmmm. She has not opened her text book -- good sign. She mentioned her boyfriend... in England - not a good sign. There is nothing like "the chase" to mess with your head.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Sep-03-05 05:18 PM
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1. My kind of woman! Good luck!

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Droopy

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Sat Sep-03-05 05:19 PM
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2. lol

For some reason that made me laugh. Ask for her phone number or something.

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WCGreen

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Sat Sep-03-05 05:45 PM
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3. Ask for her fuckin god damn phone number

before that ass hole in chief does something to fuck up the cock sucking phone system....

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Sep-03-05 05:46 PM
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4. Anything yet?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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henslee

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Sat Sep-03-05 06:02 PM
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5. She is 26. Her guy-friend came over. Spoke to him for a while.. ignoring

Edited on Sat Sep-03-05 06:02 PM by henslee

her for a spell. It was brilliant. She felt left out and bullied her way back into conversation. You girls are so predictable. Guy was alright dude... definitely not her boyfriend. Showed her a pic of my dog that I had on my cell phone/camera. Went over big. No Crazy Gug', I did not get her phone number but did get her email... under the ruse of fowarding her the panda-cam link that you DU ladies are always gushing over. Thanks DU ladies... it worked like a charm. I will be emailing Daniella the link sometime soon... with a message of course. So glad I was calculating and took charge. Guggenheim, if we get married, you can be my best man.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Sep-03-05 06:06 PM
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6. Kewl! GO! GO! GO!

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ghostsofgiants

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Sat Sep-03-05 06:08 PM
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7. Suave. You are one suave fuck.

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