"It's the most wonderful time of the year ..." (candy corn time!)

I saw the first candy corn of the season on the Halloween shelf at the grocery store tonight.

My favorite day every year -- candy corn is back! (well, I know you can get it year 'round, but this stuff is new and fresh and ... SUGAR HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!)

And every year I say I'm not gonna eat any of it this year...

And every year, during a Browns Game or an Indians game, I find myself munching that shit, handfulls, handfulls, without even knowing what it is I'm doing until I say...

Fuck, I just ate a pound of fucking candy corn.....

:)

I always say I'm gonna do something fun and always just end up watching scary movies or something equally lame. (made exciting only by the presence of CANDY CORN!)

Maybe I'll go to one of those haunted houses in Philly this year....but I'll probably just end up doing the usual. ;)

:puke:

Love the stuff, but it hurts my teeth!

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Waltz time

D Bm Em A D Bm Em A
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Em A D
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you
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"Be of good cheer"
D Bm Em A D Em A
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
D Bm Em A D Bm Em A
It's the hap - happiest season of all
Em A D
With those holiday greetings and gay, happy meetings
G G#dim7
When friends come to call,
D Bm Em A D Am D
it's the hap - happiest season of all.
G G#dim7 D Bm
There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting,
Em A D
and caroling out in the snow.
Gm C F Dm
There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories
Em7b5 Bb Em A
of Christmases long, long ago.
D Bm Em A D Bm Em A
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Em A D
There'll be mistle-toeing, and hearts will be glowing
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when loved ones are near.
D Bm Em A D
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

I ate about half the bag, and threw the other half away. Oh GOD, the sugar!

God. Why do I DO this to myself?