A strategic Air Strike that can save lives.....

WCGreen

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:15 AM
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A strategic Air Strike that can save lives.....

Edited on Sun Sep-04-05 07:15 AM by WCGreen

In the morning, If you get up, felling a little randy, you know in the mood....

Before you take that plunge and have to do the act facing the wall instead of each other because of nasty, stinky morning breath....

And before the moment of lust, or more than likely, depending on how long you have been married, surprise is destroyed by a trip to the bathroom to brush your teeth.....

Drop in a listerine breath strip before you lay the ground work.....

No Matter What.....

You will at least be facing minty fresh breath....

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In_The_Wind

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:20 AM
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1. my my

now that's a nice image to start my day

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WCGreen

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:21 AM
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2. I think I am on to a whole new ad campaign for Listeren

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In_The_Wind

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:22 AM
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3. better yet ...

I have an oil for that ...

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WCGreen

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:24 AM
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4. Now that.....

Will get me UP

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In_The_Wind

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Sun Sep-04-05 02:00 PM
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7. speaking of ...

things that will get you up ...

both you and Mrs. WCGreen will enjoy the essential oils ... Peppermint and Live With Passion, to wake you up and give you an energized feeling ...

The St. Marie's Lavender is more soothing. You might find it beneficial at times when you are having trouble falling asleep, like last night!

after all ... I couldn't just send you expectants and bronchial dilators ~ well I could ... but I didn't ... so there

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WCGreen

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Sun Sep-04-05 02:01 PM
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8. And we thank you darlin'

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In_The_Wind

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Sun Sep-04-05 09:19 PM
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10. Honestly ~ Darlin' ... it was my pleasure!

I look forward to meeting you and Mrs. Green in the future ...

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Sun Sep-04-05 10:00 AM
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5. This just might qualify as TOO MUCH INFORMATION....

You are being quite naughty today, my dear Chris.....

:spank:

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WCGreen

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Sun Sep-04-05 12:14 PM
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6. Haven't you ever rolled over in the AM and wanted

a toss in the covers but realized, hey, my partners breath smells like buffalo farts....

Well, just a little drop of the Listeren nd viola, you have a blissfull morning and a wonderful memory to make the day all that better.....

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Sun Sep-04-05 07:30 PM
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9. Hmmm.....or maybe worried about how I might have smelled/tasted...

yes indeedy, my dear Chris....

I have had those moments...

You might be onto something indeed....

Thank you.....

Something to remember.....for the next time....

Whenever that is....

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