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kurtyboy Donating Member (968 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 01:55 PM
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Will someone please give George Bush a BJ in the Oval Office?
It seems to be the only peaceful way to get rid of the useless piece of evil....
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 02:01 PM
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1. Can we ask someone to submit to torture?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 03:58 PM
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9. I'm sure we can find some freeper woman...
tell her the Jerry Falwell talked to jeebus. Jeebus said that chimp needs a hummer in the Oval office.No sweat!
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 05:15 PM
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17. Well, I guess Jesus can restore her virginity.
It worked for Jenna Malone in "Saved," right? ;)
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 06:21 PM
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21. great movie
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 02:12 PM
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2. We were just discussing that on another forum I frequent.
If that's what it takes to get him impeached, let's get a move on!
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yorgatron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 02:14 PM
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3. where's jeff gannon?
didn't that used to be his job?
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Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 05:59 PM
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20. That's what I was thinking. Just because there's no special prosecutor
doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 02:16 PM
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4. Who'd be willing to take a hit like that for the team?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 02:17 PM
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5. WELL !!!
I don't know anyone that depraved ...


ewwwwww
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 04:19 PM
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12. You mean Condi wouldn't be up for it?
:o
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 03:23 PM
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6. From the way he puffs himself up
it can't be much of a job.
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 03:54 PM
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7. It would have to be a professional job, 'cause
I can't imagine an amateur even considering.................
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 03:57 PM
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8. Can I hit him over the head,
causing him to pass out, pull off his pants, take pics and make everyone think something happened?
Or use a vacuum cleaner nozzle or something instead?
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 04:11 PM
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10. you have to have a penis don't you.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 04:13 PM
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11. I'd do it for my country...but you must help me pay for therapy afterward.
OK?
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 04:26 PM
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13. Paging Jimmy Dale Guckert...
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pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 04:32 PM
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14. Barf!
:puke:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 04:50 PM
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15. How bout this one
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Danmel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 04:55 PM
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16. I think I'd rather die for my country than do that
Just the thought of it is repulsive.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 05:16 PM
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18. I hope this isn't a call for volunteers
because if it is, I'll pass, thankyouverymuch.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 05:18 PM
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19. OK, I'll do it.
That ain't my normal gate, as they say, but dammit, I'll take one for the nation.

Whew.
The things I do for this country.
;-)
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 06:28 PM
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22. You are my hero...
:patriot:

I would gag, and it would not be because of size, I assure you.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 06:57 PM
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23. *gulp*
bleeeccchhh
ugh
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-04-05 07:05 PM
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24. he`s licking the black mistress of the dark`s
brand new boots....posted more graphic message in another post
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