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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 12:56 AM
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Tinfoil hat time: Is Dick Cheney still alive?
If so, where the fuck has he been?

:nuke:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 12:58 AM
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1. Secret hide away he is. mmMMmmm.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 12:59 AM
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2. Starting to irritate me.
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 01:01 AM by BlueIris
Dick--? We know about your little plan. Sorry that Katrina and your little boy's planned-in-advance ineptitude fucked it up. I know you thought Karl's brainwashing would hold, but...come out here and take it like a man, would ja?
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 06:48 AM
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8. He's only just starting to irritate you now?
:shrug:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:02 AM
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3. fair enough question...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4638822
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:08 AM
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4. Undisclosed Location
hatching secret plans for world domination
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:11 AM
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5. I thought he was a Borg?
:shrug:
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HuskerDU Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:15 AM
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6. From what I understand, he is off buying an estate.
I really wish I was kidding. Unfuckingbelievable.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:29 AM
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11. You sure you don't mean "planning his estate" for his inevitable demise?
:scared: That may be the most heartless, callous thing I've ever said . . . ah well.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 06:44 AM
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7. I was just thinking that the other night! Of course, your question begs
this question: What fuggin' difference would it make? :P
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 06:57 AM
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9. When was his last public appearance?
:shrug:
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 07:07 AM
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10. last time I saw him......
...was in photos at the Crawford ranch, he did not look too good then,
those pics were a source of some amusement here in the DU, part of which was directed at his unhealthy appearance......
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:12 PM
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12. Heard he is in hospital. His body rejected Chandra Levy's heart.
I tried to find the DUer's name I heard that from. I picture him like the villain in Hell Boy--made of dust and self-winding clockwork.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:13 PM
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13. OMG
x(
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:31 PM
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14. Oh, that does my heart (the OEM one) good!
I've been dropping that hint ever since he disappeared around 9-11 and magically re-surfaced a few weeks before the remains of Chandra were "found" in the corner of the park they'd been over many times...

I think they're installing Natalie Holloway's pump in him this week.

Chadra's heart finally was successful in rejecting HIM, BTW....
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 02:57 PM
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15. Cheers, Bigg Jawn!
:toast:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 03:00 PM
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16. beyond sick
:crazy:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 03:20 PM
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17. he's 'being sent' to the disaster area tomorrow by the chimp
to 'Oversee operations' and make sure that everything is carried out to Chimpy mcFuckwit's high, exacting standards.
Truly. Here's a link:

http://news.monstersandcritics.com/northamerica/article_1046305.php/Bush_sends_Cheney_to_storm-affected_area

I always appreciated it when someone who had NO FUCKING IDEA what my job entailed oversaw my work and set priorities and goals for me.
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LeftyDarthBrodie Donating Member (941 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:00 PM
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18. If he died
I suspect they'd milk that for political reasons. Polling, etc. He's probably laughing to the bank with gas prices being at an all-time high.
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:03 PM
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19. If he died, how could they tell?
Yes, yes...it was the easy joke. :P Apologies to Dorothy Parker.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 04:30 PM
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20. He's been very busy getting Haliburton the rebuild contract on NO.
Yes. Really.
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