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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:13 AM
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My horrible pun of the night...
Brace yourself...

I just got a CD, it has Bach, Pachelbel, Handel and Vivaldi on it.
But if I dropped it hard enough, it would be baroque. :P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:14 AM
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1. *rimshot*
"I'm here all week!"
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:17 AM
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3. Thankyew, thankyew...
You know what Johann Sebastian Schwartzenegger said?

"I'll be Bach." :rofl:
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:14 AM
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2. ba dum bump!!
:rofl:

not bad
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:23 AM
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4. Thats so bad... its good!
:rofl:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:27 AM
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5. yes, as a practical matter yes it would...
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 03:48 AM
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6. Not Bad, Sir
Not bad at all.

Someone told me this one recently, and though it may be imflammatory in some respects, some might appreciate it....

The Mahatma Ghandi famously went barefoot, which built up heavy callouses on his feet. He fasted often for spiritual strength, leaving him very thin. Even when he ate, he ate very little, and ate poor food, making his breath often bad. In short, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis....
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 05:38 AM
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7. Boo! Hiss!
I hate puns! :rofl:
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 10:29 PM
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18. You Are Not Alone, Sir
"People who commit puns should be drawn and quoted...."
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 05:47 AM
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8. You know you are Baroque
if you've run out of "monet"
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 05:58 AM
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9. Then there's no point going chopin
Sorry. :spank:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 10:28 AM
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10. LOL!
That one was horrible, and I love it!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:40 AM
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15. oh that was excellent!
I love really bad puns!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 10:36 AM
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11. How could you possibly drop the CD when it has a Handel on it?
:rofl:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:09 AM
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12. I'll be Bach
You be Haydn
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:06 PM
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16. I'm just popping out to the supermarket
now where did I put my Chopin Liszt?

:puke:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:12 AM
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13. If it's not baroque
Don't fix it! :spank:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 11:26 AM
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14. As a fan of Baroque music, I have to say:
If it ain't Baroque, fix it!
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Lilyhoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-05 01:28 PM
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17. made me kind of smile. thanks. nt
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