Grr I wish I could search... any good ideas for pranks?

Since I'm just asking for a favor, a joke for you:

why does the easterbunny hide the eggs?


























he doesnt want anyone to know he's fucking chickens

(Yes, I'm kicking it *once* just in case someone has a suggestion.)

:blush:

or work or home?

I once got my BF on April Fool's Day by telling him I was pregnant. (I wasn't) That wasn't very nice, but it was quite funny.

glue pencils or pens to the desk or pencil holder?

Goofy screen saver?

Dollar on a string?


you can tell it's Friday, right? :hi:

I've spent most of my time around here in GD or LBN... so I've missed the usual hijinks.

Hope you're doing well, TE... :hi:

kid friendly or not? ;) Like hide the remote? Watercress or liver sandwiches for the kid's lunches?

I'm good. Kid is back in school, which means more work work, but also more time for me, which is a very good thing. I was thinking about finding some old school punk moms and dads who want to play a little music, though. I have a hankering to play some.

You are brave to venture into the GD hinterlands, I salute you.

office pranks?

Take for example, this classic:

I can't quite tell from the pick - I have another method, but this one is intriguing.

with a sheet of plastic across the entrance, filled to the rim with pink peanuts.

:P

and leave it in someone's shower

nail polish while they are sleeping - one TOE will do it.

frozen mashed potato and give 'em to the boss.

My daughter when she was about 10 pulled the best prank ever on me, but you have to have patience to replicate it.

I have a lot of shoes, which I often take off in the living room. So I did that, then I'd look for the shoes in the morning, I could only find one. So I picked a different pair of shoes. Then a few days later, I took that pair off in the living room. When I looked for shoes to wear, I found one from the first pair and one for the second. This went on for weeks. Until I was down to my last pair of shoes, the ugliest I own. I would carefully take the shoes off each night, because it had become so frustrating looking for shoes and only finding one. One night I took the shoes off, and carefully set them next to each other in the livingroom, right by "my" chair. The next morning there was only one. I finally turned to my daughter and said, "Do you know where my other shoe is?" She replied, "I know where a lot of your shoes are." She had been removing the left shoe of any pair she found laying around. She never said anything, she just tossed it in her closet.

I can't believe she had the patience to pull it off.