Fellow Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Today, His Noodlyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, touched me with His Noodly Appendage and my life has been transformed. Praisallujah!

Since discovering such joy, I feel that I have a mandate to make sure everyone on the planet is converted to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can I have a ramen?

First, I believe that the words to the Pledge of Allegiance should be changed from "One nation under God" to "One nation under the Flying Spaghetti Monster" since it has come to my attention that our nation was, in fact, founded upon the principles of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and not Christianity, as claimed by the fundamentalist Christians.

Secondly, I believe that students should be exposed to the moral lessons of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Studies have shown that when we take the Flying Spaghetti Monster out of our schools, young people go astray. I propose that each class begin with at least fifteen minutes of 1) contemplation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage, or 2) lessons on how to speak like a pirate.

I would like input on how we can accomplish this.

In the name of the Pasta, the Sauce and the Holy Meatballs,

Ladyhawk

Praised be the Noodly Appendage!

I bask in the glow of his noodly appendage :D

Soba desu yo.

And he goes great with a side of garlic bread.