I want to MARRY Matcom - Democratic Underground

yvr girl

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:14 PM
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I want to MARRY Matcom

Do you think Mrs.Matcom will mind? She's probably done with him, right?

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Mrs.Matcom

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:16 PM
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1. Honey!

How about you marry him as well and we all live happily ever after in naked bliss???

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yvr girl

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:20 PM
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2. Are we going to live in Boston?

Isn't it too cold to be naked most of the time? We should all get some ear muffs.

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Mrs.Matcom

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:28 PM
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8. We Will Live

in Florida, on the beach, in a big compound and foster retired gray hounds!! It will be nice and warm there for our nekididity! ;)

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yvr girl

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:42 PM
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9. Florida is good

but Hawaii is better, just sayin'.

Can we go naked snorkeling?

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SOteric

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:21 PM
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3. Wait.

I thought matcom was carrying Misunderestimator's child and planning to marry DS1. Just how many people are involved in this nekkid bliss?

And can I get pictures or sumthin?

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matcom

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:24 PM
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4. pictures are available for a fee of $29.95

if you order today, you will ALSO receive a set of Ginsu knives but HURRY!

as for the baby, I had an abortion (in 'traditional' LIBERAL fashion) but the bitch knocked me up AGAIN! x(

i'm now with Twins. Harry & Larry I wish to call them but stay tuned to see if they are actually GIRLS or not. :D

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SOteric

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:28 PM
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7. Dear Matcom:

Please find enclosed my check for $59.90 for 2 sets of the photos + 13.99 for the video + $6.00 for shipping and handling. Please donate those cheapass Ginsu knives to an underpriviledged liberal.

I congratulate you on your recent abortion, and mazeltov about the twins.

:hi:

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yvr girl

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:24 PM
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5. I already had Matcom's spawn

Getting knocked up was the BEST minute I ever had in an alley.

You can only get pictures if you join the party.

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Blue-Jay

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Sun Sep-11-05 05:25 PM
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6. I think we already HAVE one of those at DU.

:yoiks:

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