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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-03 09:02 PM
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I have to wax my hot yak...
...and other likely stories may be found at the Random Excuse Machine:

http://www.funnypop.com/excuse/generator.html
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BillyMcLibertarian Donating Member (122 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-03 09:25 PM
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1. Hmmm...
I've heard masturbation called lots of weird things, but that has to be the oddest one yet!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-03 11:47 PM
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2. You're thinking of hot-waxing your yak.
Now stop that! :spank:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-03 11:54 PM
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3. Is that like a Brazilian wax?
:shrug:
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 05:47 AM
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4. I Hot-waxed my Yak Once
It had a rash for weeks.
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 04:21 PM
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5. me too, I was in the 8th grade, and didn't know any better.
My yak was sore for months, and it never did seem quite the same afterwards.
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 12:21 AM
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6. i had to poison my deadly yak.
yakkity yak yakkkkkkkk!!!
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Coffee Coyote Donating Member (949 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 11:41 AM
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7. mine loves mud baths!
:D
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 02:22 PM
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8. Scratch my frumpy yak
I like that excuse! :bounce:
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