Will Mrs. Matcom now change her name to Mrs. Sasquatch

sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 09:28 AM
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Poll question: Will Mrs. Matcom now change her name to Mrs. Sasquatch

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3989892&mesg_id=3989892
Check posts #37-40*Laughs maniacly*

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 09:29 AM
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1. voted

:D

and i'm emailing this thread to her :scared:

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 09:32 AM
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2. Are you going to crash at Will Pitt's place tonight?

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 09:35 AM
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3. you won't catch ME on his vagina-couch

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 09:12 PM
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48. "Vagina-couch"?

Edited on Wed Sep-14-05 09:13 PM by sasquatch

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 10:26 AM
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4. .

:kick:

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Sep-14-05 10:30 AM
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5. Hahahahaha!!

Mrs. Matcom is great. Seriously. ;)

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:26 PM
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20. Of course that's why I accepted the offer

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Mrs.Matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 11:03 AM
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6. I think not!

Sorry Sasquatch, I am sure you are a very nice person...as a matter of fact I think Mrs.Matcom will be changing her name to something completely different...hmmm, I know!!! "Mrs.I now have a brand spanking new scooter and Matcom doesn't have one"!
He is going on the auction block as soon as I get home tonight, highest bidder can have him! :D

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Sep-14-05 11:04 AM
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7. Can I bid on his mixer?

Oh wait...with him gone...:think:

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 11:21 AM
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8. you can have my mixer

when you pry it from me cold, dead, hands :D

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Sep-14-05 11:23 AM
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9. I can see you hitchiking, with a duffle bag in one hand and

your mixer under your arm. :D

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 11:52 AM
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10. yeah, but at LEAST i won't be toting a

Greyhound :D

:hide:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 11:54 AM
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11. You won't be toting

a mixer either buddy!!! I paid for that on my card...therefore it stays in my kitchen!!

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Sep-14-05 12:41 PM
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12. Ooooooohhh...burn!

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 12:48 PM
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13. DOH!

x(

*stamps foot*

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Sep-14-05 01:32 PM
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15. I'll learn how to bake and donate to the soup kitchen you eat at.

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:19 PM
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17. Well tell him the "hit" is off again

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BikeWriter

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Wed Sep-14-05 01:13 PM
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14. Recommended

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:16 PM
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16. Thanks

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BikeWriter

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Wed Sep-14-05 07:51 PM
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39. You got it, Sasquatch.

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Fleshdancer

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:25 PM
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18. Mrs. Matcom could become a lesbian instead...

that way she could get a new toaster to go with her mixer that Matcom can't have.

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:25 PM
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19. no she can't

she is MARRIED to a lesbian :D

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Fleshdancer

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:26 PM
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21. lesbians don't sell their wives for $25 and a dead cat

you're a fake lesbian at best Matcom!

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:27 PM
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22. i was already voted "Official Lounge Lesbian" here at DU!

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Fleshdancer

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:33 PM
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23. rofl! I want a recount! damn the DU blackbox polls.

After what you've done, you're looking at the real possibility of a lesbian recall my friend.

On a different note, how nice is the official DU lesbian toaster? Is it a brand name?

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:47 PM
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25. the official DU toaster is pretty plain looking

but when the toast pops up it has NSMA's portrait on it :D

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 02:33 PM
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24. LOL!!

:rofl:
No I'm not buying the dead cat, he was supposed to give me the $25 and his wife for the dead cat. He's really trading his wife away for a dead cat.

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:55 PM
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28. HEY, Evita is alive and well and rubbing my legs as we speak

she's such a sweetie and doesn't understand the hostilities from Matcom.

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:46 PM
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26. Kick for the evening crowd

:kick:

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SOteric

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:52 PM
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27. Don't you have to provide an Evita carcass first?

:shrug:

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:57 PM
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29. Yeah, but I want the deal to go ahead though

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:58 PM
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33. Sweetie there is one flaw to your plan

You're never going to get near Evita

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 08:27 PM
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42. I've got 3 little black kittens I could exchange for her

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 08:30 PM
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43. sorry I only adopt adults

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:57 PM
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30. And he's not getting near Evita

I've got the door barricaded from unwanted visitors

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matcom

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:57 PM
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31. like Songbirds?

:eyes:

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 07:00 PM
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35. There will be no more dead songbirds.....

...except the one I'll allow her to catch for your upcoming birthday

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BikeWriter

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Wed Sep-14-05 08:23 PM
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40. Oh, the humanity! Please, please don't upset me like that!

It makes me feel so ill, and I have my darling little Fluffy relying on me to feed it everyday.

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 08:25 PM
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41. Oh my cats get fed everyday...

Evita lived 3 years in a ferral colony, she isn't use to having food just given to her.

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BikeWriter

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Wed Sep-14-05 08:43 PM
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44. I'm sure Evita is a stone killer when in the wild...

Since she's alien to America and its wildlife, I am convinced Evita could make dozens of kills each day, but Little Fluffy is dependent on me for his meals, and your blatant talk of dead birds is distressing me! I'm sure you will understand.

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 08:58 PM
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45. If it makes you feel better I've put an end to the killing

The hole she found where she could reach out and grab birds has been plugged up so she now is back to eating the plentiful rations I provide everyday.

You think you're distressed! Imagine how I felt to see this beauifully fluffy adorable cat with tailfeathers hanging from her mouth

:cry:

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BikeWriter

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Wed Sep-14-05 09:04 PM
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46. Okay. You are distressed as you should be...

After all, your Darling Cat could have choked on a feather. Truce?

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 09:10 PM
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47. Very much so, I want Evita to live a normal happy life

I guess she's like a homeless person who finally gets a home and money of their own but they still feel the need to go out there and search for their own food.

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BikeWriter

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Wed Sep-14-05 09:19 PM
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49. Agreed. I know you are trying to keep her away from her...

Edited on Wed Sep-14-05 09:21 PM by BikeWriter

former, err, rowdy life. I respect that. I understand how ~~murderous~~ efficient she had to have been in her former life. I realize it is a challenge, but I am certain you can tame her with your love. :)

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 10:11 PM
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50. Well she's no longer living on the mean streets of Dover, Delaware

(that's where she was trapped)

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:58 PM
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32. I was wondering when you'd show up

Edited on Wed Sep-14-05 06:59 PM by sasquatch

:hi:

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 06:59 PM
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34. Just spent 90minute at the gym and $40 at the record store

Trying to keep myself healthier!

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 07:01 PM
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36. At least you can get the joy of seeing Matcom-

having to beg other DUers a place to crash for the night.

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LynneSin

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Wed Sep-14-05 07:03 PM
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37. Geez, what the hell did he do

Folks, I'm not near a computer between the hours of 4-8pm. Please do not do anything memorable while I'm not here.

Thank you!

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sasquatch

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Wed Sep-14-05 07:08 PM
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38. Check out post #6

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