A freeper's kid joke

A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!". She then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your homework. And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!"

Here's a friend of mine's joke
Thanks Dave
BTW I used different people
Bush Dies ok. So Da Vinci is there ok sir prove you are Da Vinci he paints the Mona Lisa very good go in St. Peter says, next in line Beethoven prove you are Beethoven St. Peter says he plays his famous symphony, then Bush comes in and St. Peter is like prove it and Bush is like who are Da Vinci and Beethoven ok you are the real Bush go in. BTW its corny but its easy to get.

Penis doesn't grow 10 times its size when 'erect'.

Lemme think of one
a fundy, and an athiest are talking about religion. The fundy says for not believing in god you go to hell. Well the athiest says I've studied your scriptures and god forgives not damns. Lemme see that yells the fundy he looks at it and he realizes god does forgive. Well Jesus would have supported treating the homeless bad. The athiest laughs again looks like you werent reading again. It seems like Jesus was a great champion of the poor. Well true people of god would have supported this war. The athiest points "blessed are thy peacemakers." The fundy says goddamnit. The athiest says arent you kind of embarassed that I an athiest know more about your faith then you do. The fundy realizes that hes not even a christian and founds his own crazy religion. Not funny I admit.

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I swear the pupils in my eyes increase to 10 times their size when not stimulated. When light hits them, they're stimulated, and contract.

They auto-react to illumination. The biology of the human eye is really quite fascinating.

I get the joke.

Unfortunately I don't get how it's a freepie joke. So now I'm :scared:.