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atomic-fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 02:01 PM
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someone at work sends me this email
The Talkative Robot Barber
Wednesday, August 17, 2005

A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed.

A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it
asked
him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man
listened intently and said, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as
it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,

baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really
cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others,
the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70." The robot then said, "So, I understand you
Democrats
are really excited about Hillary running for president?"


I replied with this:
And then George Bush walks in for a haircut.
As the robot began to cut his hair it
Asked him, "What's your IQ?"

Mr. Bush replied, "I'm the President."
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about history, economics, politics, war, and so on. Mr. Bush listened
intently and said, "What are you talking about."

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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 02:22 PM
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1. Good response!
:rofl:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 02:22 PM
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2. ...........
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 02:23 PM
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3. I had put that same joke on DU last year
Only the last line was "so, you voting for Bush again this year?"

I got no responses both times I posted it.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 02:35 PM
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4. Sorry
It was good that way too!
:thumbsup:
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