Since Its Mrs Matcom's Birthday, should I....

matcom

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:23 AM
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Poll question: Since Its Mrs Matcom's Birthday, should I....

I'm just not sure how to properly celebrate :shrug:

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sundog

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:24 AM
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1. take her to a strip club

AFTER she cleans the house :thumbsup:

:P

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matcom

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:25 AM
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2. well shit

when is she gonna have time for the laundry?

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sundog

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:37 AM
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3. just drop the fur coats off at the cleaners

she can pay for it out of her allowance money

btw - happy b-day MrsM :party:

:toast:

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matcom

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:53 AM
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4. can't

the kids are wearing them to the mall to loiter

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sundog

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:59 AM
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8. sweet!

just make sure they knock down the old ladies & steal their prosthetic legs while they're at it

you can get a good dime for those at the pawn shop

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Mrs.Matcom

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:22 AM
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11. Thank you

For the birthday wishes...i cleaned the house and did the laundry yesterday...Strip club here I come!!! Wonder if the guys will let me swipe my ATM card as a tip?? :D

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nickgutierrez

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:55 AM
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5. I think #2 is the obvious answer here.

Fun for the whole family!

(Or not.)

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progmom

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:55 AM
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6. Mrs Matcom is such a lucky woman

:thumbsup:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:22 AM
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12. Ain't I

Just sooooo lucky??? :eyes:

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progmom

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:23 AM
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13. happy birthday!

:loveya:

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billyskank

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Sun Sep-18-05 10:57 AM
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7. R.O.F.L.M.F.A.O.!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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yvr girl

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:16 AM
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9. If she works in the kitchen will you let her use

your mixer?

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Mrs.Matcom

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:24 AM
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14. Good Lord!!

Are you kidding me?? I'm lucky if I am allowed to wear shoes in the kitchen!! He won't let me near the mixer, unless it is to wash it after he has used it!! :D

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yvr girl

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:26 AM
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17. But it's your birthday!

Matcom is just MEAN. x(

BTW, big, hot lesbian happy birthday kiss :*

....no wait - that's for Matcom's birthday :P

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hyphenate

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:19 AM
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10. How about surprise her

with a greyhound? :)

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Mrs.Matcom

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:24 AM
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16. oooooo

Now we are talking!! Thanks for the reminder!! :hi:

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hyphenate

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:34 AM
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18. You're more than welcome

Happy Birthday, BTW!

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:24 AM
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15. Other: Give her a birthday kiss from me.

And use tongue - I would.

:*:party:

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Coventina

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:45 AM
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19. What?!?!? No "Potty Cake" this year? What a rip-off!!

:evilgrin:

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DS1

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Sun Sep-18-05 11:47 AM
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20. depends if that nooner is a 3-way or not

:shrug:

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marzipanni

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Sun Sep-18-05 12:03 PM
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21. Other.

(you :hurts:) ; Mrs.Matcom :party:!!!
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Matcom!

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SarahB

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Sun Sep-18-05 01:15 PM
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22. Give her an afternoon with your snorkel on.

:yoiks:

By the way, Happy Birthday, Mrs. Matcom! :party: :woohoo:

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