What do you want to hear when you see God?

hickman1937

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:36 AM
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What do you want to hear when you see God?

I've watched the Actors Studio for a long time, and Peter Boyle is the first person that ever said it right. "Welcome home."

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Droopy

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:41 AM
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1. "I forgive you for not believing in me."

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hickman1937

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:56 AM
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11. "Though you pretended not to believe in me,

I always knew that you were just really pissed off at me. Welcome home."

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auntAgonist

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:57 AM
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12. nodnod

:cry:

You touched me with that post Droopy.

that's all.

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LaraMN

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:42 AM
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2. "Yeah, actually you get bonus points for premarital sex."

:bounce:

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RevCheesehead

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:44 AM
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3. "Thanks for trying."

But "welcome home" will do nicely. O8)

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hickman1937

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:54 AM
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10. With his arm over your shoulders, and a hug.

"My child, you tried. Welcome home."

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Heidi

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:45 AM
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4. "Have you tried the tiramisu? No calories in heaven!" (nt)

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hickman1937

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:00 AM
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14. "Come see the banquet I've laid out for just you."

"Pay special attention to the dessert table, you're gonna love it. Welcome home."

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Heidi

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:03 AM
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16. Right on!

I feel confident that the Creator knows our hearts. :hi:

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nickgutierrez

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:46 AM
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5. "Still not dead?"

"I'll have to get on that someday..."

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Dem2theMax

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:50 AM
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6. Two things.

1. Welcome home. (Didn't need Peter B. to tell me that one. LOL.)

2. Bush and his administration are in the other place. :evilgrin:

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Initech

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:50 AM
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7. "Like good tunes?"

When you die, and if St. Peter is in fact at the Pearly Gates, the first thing he's going to ask, and I hope is:

"Hey man, you like good tunes?"

"Yeah!"

"Come on in! We've got Zappa on harp tonight!"

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blonndee

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:51 AM
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8. You were right. Being a good person IS what matters. n/t

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barb162

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:52 AM
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9. just a straight ol' "Welcome" will do just fine along with "and yeah,

Edited on Mon Sep-19-05 12:53 AM by barb162

you can bring the cats"

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hickman1937

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:06 AM
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18. "My child, bring your cats, and here are the ones that you thought

were gone from you. I've held them here for you. Welcome home."

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barb162

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Mon Sep-19-05 11:51 AM
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25. that would be a lovely thing to hear

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deadparrot

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:58 AM
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13. "Come on in...you won't be seeing George W. Bush here..." nt

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Rocinante

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:02 AM
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15. "Fire it on up man."

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:05 AM
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17. The important issue is what am I going to say to him?

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hickman1937

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:11 AM
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20. Ah, yes. That keeps me up nights. n/t

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:14 AM
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21. What I would say to him wouldn't be very nice ............

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hfojvt

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:11 AM
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19. I dunno

Maybe a really funny joke about the Pope, a rabbi, and a zen master. A little humour might defuse a tense moment like that.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:17 AM
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22. "Sorry, you're on the wrong floor."

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:20 AM
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23. "I don't blame you for hating my guts."

:applause: :applause:

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hickman1937

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Wed Sep-21-05 12:53 AM
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45. "My son my shoulders are big."

"Better you hate me than your fellow man. I can handle it."

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Wed Sep-21-05 11:37 AM
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58. "I like them more than you."

:popcorn:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:21 AM
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24. There's a variety of things that I might want to hear.......

First: If you want to go back and try it again...make fewer mistakes with your loved ones.... Then go ahead....

Welcome home...all is forgiven, for your heart is good....

And all your loved ones are here, waiting for you.....and this includes the pets .......

That's all I can think of right off the bat.....:shrug:

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underpants

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Mon Sep-19-05 11:52 AM
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26. Johnnie said you would be here

Actually it is St.Peter in the question.

Johnnie was my grandfather.

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hickman1937

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Wed Sep-21-05 12:55 AM
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46. You are right. I got that wrong.

I do that a lot.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Mon Sep-19-05 11:53 AM
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27. Don't worry, Falwell and Robertson and Phelps aren't here,

and never will be. Welcome home!! Have some prime rib and here's your never-ending Martini.

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RetroLounge

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Mon Sep-19-05 11:56 AM
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28. "It wasn't your fault"

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VelmaD

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Mon Sep-19-05 11:59 AM
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29. Wanta do it again?

Then get back in line. :)

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youthere

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:06 PM
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30. This is what I want to hear:

1. Come on in..the chocolate eclair bar is to the left, pizza bar on the right.
2. A little later we're going to have a "Fuck with the Fundies" party and you're welcome to come along.
3. If you'd like to go back and have another whack at life as a mortal I'm afraid I can only send you back as a size 2 supermodel.
4. The Redwings ALWAYS win here.
5. The Swedish masseuse will be here in half an hour..trust me he's great.

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jane_pippin

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:13 PM
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31. "So, what do you want to know about?" n/t

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TrogL

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:14 PM
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32. The console's over there

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atomic-fly

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:16 PM
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33. you think earth was fun.....

have I got a planet for you!

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DelawareValleyDem

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:34 PM
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34. "Legacy admissions have finally worked in your favor"

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Mon Sep-19-05 12:39 PM
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35. You think you're surprised? (an aside, said it right?)

(continuing aside)So much for diversity of beliefs in the world.

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RedCloud

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:18 PM
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36. Your turn!

I'll get that Andromeda off its deadly course...

And I will enforce the "Thou shalt not kill" ruling!

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anarch

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:20 PM
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37. Jimi Hendrix, "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)" n/t

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Deep13

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:20 PM
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38. Hey! He's moving! He's not dead after all!

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dajoki

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:21 PM
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39. welcome!!...

make yourself at home.

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Xipe Totec

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:27 PM
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40. What took you so long? n/t

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Cannikin

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:29 PM
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41. "I'm sorry. There seems to be some sort of mix up."

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Shine

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:42 PM
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42. Well, SHE will say...

You are Loved. Be at Peace. All is Well.

~Shine

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hickman1937

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Wed Sep-21-05 01:11 AM
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50. I stand corrected. Sorry. n/t

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Blue-Jay

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Mon Sep-19-05 01:43 PM
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43. heavy breathing

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TallahasseeGrannie

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Mon Sep-19-05 02:18 PM
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44. Dinner's ready. Your parents are at the table already.

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Whoa_Nelly

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Wed Sep-21-05 01:06 AM
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47. I forgive you for killing all those bugs

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JVS

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Wed Sep-21-05 01:07 AM
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48. Pull my finger

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enigmatic

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Wed Sep-21-05 01:08 AM
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49. Gregory Peck's voice

as Atticus Finch..

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RFKHumphreyObama

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Wed Sep-21-05 08:04 AM
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51. Welcome home my child

Your sins are forgiven and I love you.

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Shell Beau

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Wed Sep-21-05 08:16 AM
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53. Couldn't have said it better myself!

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Mizmoon

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Wed Sep-21-05 08:06 AM
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52. "You've been a very good girl."

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bertha katzenengel

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Wed Sep-21-05 08:17 AM
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54. Bertha! Oh, I love you big girls . . . hey, Kathy Bates is right over

there, honey. ;)

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supernova

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Wed Sep-21-05 08:27 AM
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55. "You really do belong here. And I love you."

Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 08:30 AM by supernova

Because I often feel like I don't belong, even in places where you would think I ordinarily would feel like I belong.

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Ikonoklast

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Wed Sep-21-05 08:46 AM
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56. I know that you are surprised to be here, but

in spite of all that you have heard to the contrary, I love ALL of my creations equally. Make yourself right at home, there are some people here anxious to see you again.

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obreaslan

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Wed Sep-21-05 11:11 AM
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57. There you are, Jerry's been waiting for you...

P.S. That DaVinci Code book was right. ;)

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Iris

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Wed Sep-21-05 11:43 AM
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59. "Up until this century, there was no hell. But I've created one for

people like Bill O'Reilly."

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SOteric

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Wed Sep-21-05 12:04 PM
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60. Hey! Good to see you again!

Nice work on that thing with the thing.

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chaska

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Wed Sep-21-05 12:07 PM
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61. A well timed fart would set me at ease.

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Presidentcokedupfratboy

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Wed Sep-21-05 12:12 PM
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62. George W. Bush? He's in the basement

working in the boiler room. He also is assigned to writing 1,900 apologies to US soldiers, almost 3,000 apologies to 9/11 victims, 25k apologies to Iraqi civilians (and counting).

We also made the Bush family destitute.

Oh, yeah, Cheney? I told him to go fuck himself.

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Sep-21-05 12:22 PM
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63. Step right up! All you can eat pasta buffet in the corner!

Free chance to chat with My bud the Flying Spaghetti Monster! :evilgrin:

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Bullwinkle925

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Wed Sep-21-05 12:23 PM
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64. "I've been waiting for you - Come on in".

And this coming from a non-believer.

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Dukkha

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Wed Sep-21-05 12:26 PM
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65. "You'll get laid tonight for sure!"

"Tell us how you do!"

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RandomKoolzip

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Wed Sep-21-05 01:00 PM
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66. "Dude, I think I dosed you."

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Fox Mulder

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Wed Sep-21-05 01:02 PM
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67. "I do exist and you're welcome to stay here in the kingdom of Heaven."

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HEyHEY

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Wed Sep-21-05 05:24 PM
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68. "Free drinks in the lounge from 5-eternity"

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TheCentepedeShoes

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Wed Sep-21-05 06:08 PM
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69. "Your dad's here

and there's something he wants you to know."

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Splatter Phoenix

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Wed Sep-21-05 06:22 PM
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70. "hoho, boy, for the love of ME were you a screw up....

...I love that. >]"

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