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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:18 AM
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Who the hell is Tess Smith & why is she nearly naked?
This is one of those "Most emailed" yahoo photos:





I think she looks creepy. Not Ursula Andress enough to get away with this stunt.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:22 AM
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1. I thought she looked creepy too
Looks like her face is not too natural. As was pointed out yesterday she is an actress you have never heard of getting her name in the papers.

http://www.imdb.com/find?q=Tess%20Smith%20;s=all

imdb has nothing
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:56 AM
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5. That's the first thing I checked - IMDB
Obviously it's her lame attempt to get attention. But hell she wasn't even mentioned on the post-award fashion recap shows (Like the standard Joan & Melissa on TVGuide and also on E!).
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:24 AM
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2. Apparently she's a screenwriter.
And this is what she wore to LAST year's Emmy awards:
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:51 AM
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4. What will she... er... NOT wear next year?
Thanks for the pic. Now, I'll really have nightmares!
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:51 AM
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3. Creepy looking woman.....
guess she's got some 'thing' about drapes or something...:shrug:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:00 AM
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6. she's got a lot of lint in her belly button.
Someone ought to tell her...
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:04 AM
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7. Where is a strong wind when you need one?
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:12 AM
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8. Eh, give her some credit
It must've taken her at least an hour to make that outfit, and now the poor dear has to go buy a new top sheet.
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:15 AM
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9. You're killing me!
I was thinking K-Mart sheer drapes ($8.95 per pair), but you win!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 09:17 AM
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10. Has anyone ever explained to her the difference between
sexy and tacky?

I guess not. That outfit is not sexy at all. It's just vulgar.

Redstone
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 10:50 AM
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11. Excellent point, Redstone!
Her posture is a dead giveaway.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:27 PM
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14. But she wore the clear plastic heels!
Those are in all the sexy movies! (or so I've heard) :)
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 10:51 AM
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12. I'll say this for her - she certainly knows how to generate publicity.
Two days ago, most people had never heard of her. Now she's genuinely famous!

And I still say it looks like she made her dress out of a roll of toilet paper.
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:22 PM
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13. Yeah, but if she did this last year, to...
why didn't I know about her until today?
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:28 PM
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15. and how did she get invited to the Emmys?
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:30 PM
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16. I have no real need to know this, but is there such a thing
as a genital pasty?
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:32 PM
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17. I like the dress but wish it was on someone else.
She's not horrible but she doesn't quite do it for me.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:32 PM
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18. It looks like she went to a wedding shower...
And made a gown out of toilet paper.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:37 PM
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19. Dunno & because sometimes things just work out nicely
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:49 PM
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20. It's working
She's getting the attention she craves-this is at least thread #2 she's had dedicated to her awful clothing sense today on DU.

It could be the angle, but her legs look short.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:50 PM
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21. What happened to her clothing? The poor girl!
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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 02:51 PM
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22. It looks like a "Star Trek" outfit to me.
:shrug:
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