How the hell am I supposed to get to 3000 posts...
VelmaD
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:28 PM
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How the hell am I supposed to get to 3000 posts...
Edited on Thu Nov-13-03 03:32 PM by VelmaD
if we can't talk about sex in the Lounge anymore? ;-) A little help here. Ask me something. Anything.
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:32 PM
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1. Well, To Paraphrase One of Carter's Top Advisors,
You can't talk about sex but you CAN talk about 'the banana.' "The banana has been a source of intense discussion and great amusement on DU..."
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:34 PM
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banana...*snort* Good source of potassium. :-)
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:35 PM
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3. Do you like your bananas peeled?
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:37 PM
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I don't get a choice on that. It's already unpeeled by the time I get there.
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:39 PM
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They can't wait for anything! I'll bet they finish the banana before you're even ready to have a bite yourself!
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:41 PM
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10. If I say something here...
about spanking the monkey do you reckon it'll get deleted? ;-)
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:35 PM
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4. Sex? what is Sex...I thought you were talking about a banana for a moment
gee...Like what was your first banana encounter and did you cum???? er uh come?
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:41 PM
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really hyper-active actually. Dunno why. Then again it could have been the ice cream or the chocolate sauce that wound me up. :shrug: My first "banana" encounter is an entirely different matter altogether. :-)
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:36 PM
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5. What do you think about when you're not thinking about sex?
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:38 PM
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music, politics, what to have for dinner, work, and more sex.
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:42 PM
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11. the sex posts WERE getting a bit kinky
there ARE plenty of other web sites to get your jollies
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:43 PM
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What's next, candidate posts that get political? :)
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:46 PM
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to get my jollies. I just think it was nice to have a safe place to talk about it. Some of the "other web sites" are a LOT creepy.
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:47 PM
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14. some of the posts did smack of jollies-seeking
Edited on Thu Nov-13-03 03:48 PM by Skittles
not that I'm naming any names :7
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:52 PM
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:09 PM
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22. something in your throat Velma?
Need a cough drop? :shrug: What? WHAT!?!?!
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:15 PM
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that's a loaded question. ;-) Oops, getting to overtly sexual again. :eyes:
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:44 PM
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43. wow...i wasn't even thinking naughty thoughts
Am now though....Better scrub them out of my head... *scrub, scrub, scrub*
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:08 PM
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:47 PM
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15. Flame War, Now! BITCH!
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:51 PM
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you might wanta back the fuck up and rethink how you phrased that. DON'T MAKE ME GET SKITTLES TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:53 PM
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18. I checked the rules. I'm being perfectly civil. BITCH! HO! FREEP!
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Thu Nov-13-03 03:58 PM
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sorry...you hit a button you didn't know was there...getting called a bitch pulls me right out of the mood to play.
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:05 PM
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Perhaps the most forceful of words. Sorry.
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:07 PM
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I'm pretty thick-skinned and there are very few things that I get all sensitive about. Bitch is one of them. Oops. I said it too now. Don't sweat it - we're good. But if you feel the overwhelming need for a little punishment to get it out of your system you just let me know. ;-)
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:11 PM
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24. Will make a note of it in the large file I'm putting together about DU'ers
which I'm going to sell straight to John Ashcroft as soon as I sober up.
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:13 PM
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let me in on it and I won't tell the others what you're up to. *bats eyelashes enticingly*
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:10 PM
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23. How do you see how many posts you have after 1000 posts?
Once you hit 1000 it says 1000+ posts. Where do you see the actual number?
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:12 PM
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25. Click on the little head icon...
that takes you to your user profile which lists your actual number of posts. :-)
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:14 PM
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:13 PM
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27. Maybe you could 'poll vault' there...
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:20 PM
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to get off my butt and do the "doll-baby" poll?
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:37 PM
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37. Not specifically, - but I'll bet it would
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:14 PM
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28. How about writing us daily with a new philosophy
that's based on the record catalog of Kenny Loggins?
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:21 PM
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33. I may be into pain, but...
that's too much even for me. :scared:
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:29 PM
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35. But you gotta cut footloose
"I been working so hard Keep punching my card Eight hours, for what?" For what, indeed Kenny. For what, indeed.
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:37 PM
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38. Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!
Now I've got that song stuck in my head. *bangs head on desk repeatedly* Make it stop make it stop make it stop!
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:45 PM
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I feel like Logginstentualsim is really taking off! "Out along the edges Always where I burn to be The further on the edge The hotter the intensity" That's some deep ass shit right there.
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:51 PM
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46. You are truly evil...
I don't wanta contemplate the deeper meaning of bad movie soundtracks from the 80s. I just want someone to beat my skull in with a hammer so I don't have to hear them anymore.
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:15 PM
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31. perseverance and self-discipline
You can do it, I know you can. And don't start getting off on the discipline thing. ;-)
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:27 PM
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34. well.....we can talk about pets or chocolate or which candidate is the....
hottest.....or put up pictures of mel gibson and josh hartnett....or angelina jolie or........j.lopez...
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:34 PM
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none of the candidates is hot. Just ew. And we gotta work on your taste in men (hell, and women for that matter - I mean JLO, really?):-). Try Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor and Johnny Depp. *drool*
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:39 PM
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39. Uh, really...if you want to talk hot men...
You need look no further than right here! :D *then I wake up* :P
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:40 PM
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have ever left you out. You're a stud. A hunk. Truly a giant among men. *see Velma pimp GOPisEvil to slinkerwink* And don't forget my 20 bucks. ;-)
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:41 PM
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42. Damn - that was worth 25!
*writes check* Uh...you might want to wait until the first to cash that badboy. :D
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:45 PM
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you are a State employee after all.
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:09 PM
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Thanks for the pimping of GOPisEvil....now I need a Corona. *looks around* :beer:
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:10 PM
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52. Hey, us State employees...
gotta do something to suppliment our pay. :evilgrin:
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:03 PM
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47. Mel Gibson?!!! Ick. Ick. Ick.
His inner ugliness is really starting to show through. Ick.
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:04 PM
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48. Mel Gibson? Plugs. Bad Plugs.
Why do they ever think plugs are a good idea?
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:10 PM
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51. I don't like Mel Gibson now but when he was younger......
he was hot. I really think Josh Hartnett is hot and so is Adrien Brody. Angelina Jolie's a huge sexpot ;-) So is Rachel Ray, my favorite celebrity TV chef....
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Thu Nov-13-03 04:39 PM
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I need help getting to 3000 posts, too!
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