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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:12 AM
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Will somebody please take Pat Robertson out and put a sock in his mouth
Before he starts claiming that Key West got hit by Rita because it's a haven for gay people.

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Lilyhoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:14 AM
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1. Oh, he would never say that about florida.
He would say it is because of those "illegeals".
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:15 AM
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2. That might be the case if the hurricane hit Miami dead on
Of course, we got a very high population of gay people as well. I'm sure many of them are here illegally.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:18 AM
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3. Ewww! I'm not putting one of my socks in his mouth!
My foot goes in there, and God only knows where Pat's mouth has been!
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:19 AM
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4. Sock, hell,
fill his mouth with cement and throw him in the ocean in front of Rita. See how well he can swim.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:20 AM
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6. Let's see him try to walk on water
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:20 AM
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5. Screw the sock - i think a double barreled shotgun might be more apropos
"and pull the trigger until it goes....click..."

At least that's what Jesus said ;)
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:22 AM
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7. He's not even worth the ammo
But I'm sure we can come up with a list of other people who are deserving.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 11:23 AM
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8. True better to do like the the Khmer Rouge would do
Beat him to death with sticks as to not waste the ammo...
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