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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 05:11 PM
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WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?


Today a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the
little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants
from your Mom before he goes to work.

Suddenly, a little girl at the
back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 05:13 PM
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1. Very cute....
:D
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 05:13 PM
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2. like whiskey, cigarettes, and crack cocaine
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:23 PM
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3. ROFLMAO
:rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:32 PM
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4. like the guy before i pulled $50 out of my wallet
x(
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:37 PM
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5. Ashes, pits of ashes, ashes and screams, ashes and moaning.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:39 PM
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6. mmmm "moaning"
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:42 PM
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7. Hello, Grief Bird.
What's happenin'?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:44 PM
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8. "Grief Bird"?
that is

GRIEF BIRDY

to YOU :grr:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:51 PM
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9. Eyes with a vision of torture, frightened with a vision of death.
I'm coming down.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:51 PM
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10. do it
Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 06:52 PM by matcom
i just 'spritzed' :D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:53 PM
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12. Rameses II is dead, my love.
:cry:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:54 PM
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13. nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo
say it ain't so Joe! say it ain't SO! :cry:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:59 PM
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14. You're a slum goddess from the Lower East Side.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:09 PM
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15. your just upset because i wouldn't have the abortion
x(
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:13 PM
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16. The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
There is no parking in the white zone.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:16 PM
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17. It's really the only sensible thing to do,...
...if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:17 PM
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18. Surely you can't be serious.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:20 PM
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i AM serious and...
don't call me a slut
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:21 PM
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22. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing sniffa.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:22 PM
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23. there is NEVER a bad week
to stop sniffing sniffa

just ask kick-ass-bob
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:24 PM
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25. Has kick-ass-bob ever been in a Turkish prison?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:25 PM
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26. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked...
in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 06:52 PM
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11. Once, when I was really drunk,
it tasted like poo.

But then I realized that I was not really by her face at all.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:20 PM
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19. Okay....everybody, and I do mean EVERYBODY,
get your filthy minds out of the gutter!

Kisses are the source of life and love...they are sweeter than wine (or so the song says)...they are magical and intoxicating...

You taste your beloved in a kiss....and how good and sweet is that?

:*
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:20 PM
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20. My beloved tastes of ginger.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:23 PM
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24. ROFLMAO!
Whatever floats your boat, baby......

:rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:21 PM
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21. a little like Tuna
Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 07:23 PM by matcom
oh wait, that's different
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:31 PM
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27. And the same ROFLMAO for you......
:rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:40 PM
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28. it does NOT look like a TACO
so STOP saying that!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:44 PM
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29. Me? Taco? I did NOT say that........
Where? WHERE?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:49 PM
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31. here


It Does NOT Look Like a Taco!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 07:49 PM
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30. No. Gyros look nothing like tacos.
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