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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:43 PM
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Generic pitchfork-and-torches angry mob thread.
The fiends must be stopped! *grabs pitchfork*
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:44 PM
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1. Getcher torches here!
Lights a match
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:44 PM
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2. There they are--they're heading for the old mill!
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:45 PM
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3. Stop them! *points*
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:59 PM
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17. Umm, can I please have a torch made of something pretty and shiny
so that it glitters a little?

I like iridescent stuff please. little sparkly bits.

THANKS!
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:01 PM
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20. HEY! GOPISEVIL TOOK MY PITCHFORK! Git em!
the bastard!
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:05 PM
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24. Hands you a glow stick
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:37 PM
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36. and what, exactly, is that going to accomplish?
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:39 PM
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37. He wanted something shiny and glittery...
... and it was all I could find.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:44 PM
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39. A GLOW STICK? I wanted pretty, sparkly SHINY, not some NUCLEAR
test tube thing.


Geesh.

You folks can't mob with STYLE at ALL.


This ain't no COUNTRY FAIR ya know.


Glow stick my ass.

geesh.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:48 PM
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43. Well, we're a MOB!
All we had were flaming, pitch-dipped tree limbs and glow sticks; a glow stick seemd the better fit for your request. :P
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:50 PM
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47. Yeah, FLAMING *things* fit right in around HERE.
**looks around**
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:57 PM
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49. Psssstttt..
Do you think 'they' are here, too? :P
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:46 PM
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4. Gimme onea them there pitchy-forky's Clem !!
We'll hunt 'em down and smoke 'em out like tha rascals they are !!!


:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:



:hippie:
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eileen_d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:46 PM
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5. There they are! Get 'em!
YAAAAAAAR!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:47 PM
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6. We need rope, lots of rope
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:02 PM
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22. HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE!
;)
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:48 PM
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7. Oh no, the horses are shying!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:49 PM
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8. I don't have a pitchfork!
*grabs a squeegee*
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:51 PM
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9. Throws Dookus a torch!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:52 PM
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10. *grabs torch*
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:57 PM
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15. *Glares* at Dookus
Grab the end that's not on fire, idjit! :P
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:02 PM
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21. sorry....
this is my first flash-mob.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:04 PM
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23. A newbie!
You get to eat their livers, as a ritual initiation. :P
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:11 PM
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25. kewl
*grabs a bag of onions*
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:52 PM
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11. I'm Out Of Tar And Feathers
What about molasses and noodles?
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:53 PM
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12. Locking.
heh, just kidding...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:54 PM
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13. Here's a mob for ya
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:56 PM
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14. Oh no, they've split up! Half go that way, and the rest of you follow me!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 05:58 PM
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16. We need horses
If we're going to draw and quarter, we need four horses.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:00 PM
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18. Damn the horses, full speed ahead!
ONWARD!
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:01 PM
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19. We only have two horses
Can we draw and halve?
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:13 PM
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26. Oh no, they've taken the widow Smythe hostage! The FIENDS!
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:45 PM
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40. Her friends took her hostage? THE BASTARDS!
;)
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:50 PM
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46. She just screamed!
Or maybe it was a moan. :shrug:
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:13 PM
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27. There's one in the spotlight
He don't look right
Get him up against the wall
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:14 PM
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28. We need a priest and a blunderbuss!
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:52 PM
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48. Can someone get the priest OFF the blunderbuss? Now look what you've
done.

Good grief.
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sybylla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:15 PM
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29. The peasants are revolting!!!!
Help, Help, I'm being oppressed
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:18 PM
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31. Well, they don't have running water...
...so they do get a bit gamey, at times, but 'revolting' is a bit over the top, don't you think? :P
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:18 PM
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30. Who in hell invited the Yak?
It can't keep up.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:19 PM
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32. Did ZombieWoof forget to feed it again?
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:23 PM
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33. They're going to raise the bridge over the moat! HURRY!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:33 PM
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34. Where's the Trojan Rabbit?
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:34 PM
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35. Behind that scary-looking dad tree over there. *points*
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:41 PM
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38. Destroy them all!
Especially the non-believers!!!
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:46 PM
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41. KILL THE HERETICS! Burn them at the stake!
;)
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:46 PM
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42. Anyone gotta light?
Ahem...
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:49 PM
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44. Yeah, but don't bogart that bad boy.
*ahem*
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:49 PM
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45. TROGL, light this fire for me, and hold this STUPID GLOW STICK
will ya?
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 06:59 PM
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50. Anyone bring some beer?
:toast:
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